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Okita doodle bc he has healing properties

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Kyodai a Lieutenant of The Dojima Family behind you💜

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I do not understand how people recommend skipping 3. Like why would you deprive fans of Rikiya "Let's Talk About This Later" Shimabukuro. Are you sadistic? Do you hate joy?

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computer, I need to feel something again, show me Yakuza 3 Kazuma Kiryu Transgender Ally Substory

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More Kiryu as a protagonist in Undertale because it's funny

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Flowey: You're such a dumb kid!

Kiryu: Again, not a kid. I am an adult man. I could literally rip you out of the ground.

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Kiryu, looking in the mirror:...

*It's you!

Kiryu: Yeah, I know it's me???

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Sans: My brother's coming. Quick, get behind that Dragon of Dojima-shaped lamp.

Kiryu: Why do you even have that???

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Undyne, turning Kiryu's soul green: STOP RUNNING AWAY!

Kiryu: Or what, you'll start popping out of trash cans??

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Napstablook: Sometimes I like racing snails...

Kiryu:...Sometimes I like racing toy cars.

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Papyrus: Human! You shall go on a date with me!

Kiryu:...What the hell, sure. This won't even be the weirdest date I've been on.

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Mettaton: Show me your moves, darling!

Kiryu:...*disco dances*

*the ratings skyrocket and the audience cheers*

Mettaton: :00

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Idk I thought these were funny lol

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Congratulations little buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it

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🚨 "Got ya now, Kiryu-chan!" 🚨

🐉 is @majortomboy 🐍 is @iamrenough 📸 by KaraMel Photography

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me and my friends when we’re generic thugs

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infinitely-recurring yaoi (derogatory)

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Anonymous: "I wish there were more fics with Kazama actually being (or at least trying to be) a decent father figure to Nishiki. I have a lot of complicated thoughts about the two of them, including a fucked up idea where Nishiki is Kazama’s biological son and he sees his own worst traits in him as he grows up and that’s part of why he’s afraid to be too close to him, but what it all boils down to is that I really don’t think Kazama didn’t care about Nishiki or thought less of him. Their personalities, especially as Nishiki grew into an adult, just meshed really poorly. One was a hardened yakuza with low emotional intelligence, the other wanted to be a hardened yakuza but suffered from deep insecurities. I just want to see them interacting positively, even if it’s a little OOC."

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kiryu mindset

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The moon is high and i am feeling strong maternal instincts towards daigo dojima

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Daily reminder: (Happy Pride)

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Saw yearning Majima and had to draw him.

Se suponía q solo iba a ser un estudio de colores pero me terminé dejando llevar xd

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my mother watches yakuza 0

[ disclaimer: just some silly commentary from my mother while watching Yakuza 0. these are mostly out of pocket comments I found funny/interesting. ] Please Don't Take Any of These Comments Seriously!!

we did have serious discussion on the side about the topics in the series.

[SPOILERS FOR YAKUZA 0]

[all screenshots from Gamer's Little Playground on Youtube]

she went on a storytime about how she got into a fight in highschool with a girl who was in a gang in chinatown.

"wait don't skip this, he sings good"

"ooh.... watermelon... I want watermelon now :3"

"oh I just remembered, I need to make an appointment for visionworks [the optometrist]"

she didn't think Lee was chinese. I even showed her his name in Chinese and she said 《(mandarin pronunciation) 李 文海 [lǐ wén hǎi] … (in cantonese) 你唔係[nei5 m4hai6](trans: you are not)》 I wrote a slightly longer post about it, but this was just silly. (pls don't take this seriously)

"Kiryu's new suit makes him look fat... but I think it might be Gucci" (classic casual older gen asian fat shaming) She said it was because of the double breast buttons, but I think the suit being white also doesn't help [i personally think he looks fine, nothing wrong with looking big or wide]

"Why does the sewer water look so clean? What kind of sewer is this?" For reference, we live in a city with shit water.

"What is he? stupid? He drove down the tunnel just to hit him once and then crash? stupid."

"Hey kid... just be yourself <3" [this was the nicest she was to Nishiki LOL]

"They're not chinese... what kind of game of mahjong is this??? How come they're playing so quietly?" I told her it's because... they're TALKING in the scene and she just went "tch"

"oh that's going to blow up"

"i told you" when i asked her how she predicted it, instead of saying 'it's a predictable trope', she said "because if you're going to kill someone, that's how you would do it" [???? don't get on her bad side i guess]

[Oda speaking Chinese] (my ABC friends and I think his tones make his Chinese practically incomprehensible.) my mom said "his Chinese isn't bad... if you know what's happening in the story and can read the subtitles. But not bad, not bad. I can understand him" [she does think the NPCs speak much better Chinese though]

"no fucking way [in cantonese]" (i don't remember exactly what she said in cantonese but it basically translates to that)

"he [majima] should just shoot him [sagawa]" almost every scene sagawa was in, my mom kept saying majima should kill him (lol)

"........ JAT MAA" [一 = jat1 (one) and 馬 = maa5 (horse)] She's reading the chinese characters as chinese. but it sounds like she's calling Kiryu "one horse". she kept saying this every time the business card showed on the screen, and I was dying of laughter because kazuma to jat1maa5 is so funny to me (I had to later explain to her how it would be pronounced as Kazuma in Japanese)

"majima should just kill him"

"I just don't think they need to do all that killing for such a small plot of land D:"

mom: uh... she's becoming vegetarian? me: ??? who's becoming vegetarian? mom: makoto, like, she's unconscious me: you mean a vegetative state? she's in a coma, mommy mom: ah yeah, Cuomo (former NY governor)

"oh his claws seem dangerous"

"he could kill him, or maybe punch him hard enough that he becomes Cuomo (former NY governor)"