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If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??

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love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

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The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

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bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.

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Would you care to keep him company and scratch behind his ear?

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Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear.

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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.

There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.

"Curious. What ritual is this?"

"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"

"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

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I could watch this for hours 🐈🐈

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He forgot leg day

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also the sunset light was back at it again in my apartment last night

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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i do 5 minutes of work and then 20 minute scroll break like a reverse pomodoro method that makes all tasks longer

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His wrath….disgusts me

BUT HIS DETERMINATION AND SPIRIT BLESSES ME

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Honestly, if you're in a battle and your side's wizard comes out to fight the other side's wizard, you should all just stop and watch the light show, because once those beardy fucks start chucking meteors at each other you're really not the deciding factor here anymore.

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