larrythewanderer

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Here, grab some of these while I'm at it *waves vaguely, narrowly missing the mead glass*

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Broke: meeting your partner on Tinder

Woke: dropping your wallet at the train station, then falling in love with the handsome coffee shop owner who mails it back to you, after corresponding for six months via increasingly lovelorn letters and photos of your respective dogs

Bespoke: petitioning the king to give you your wife's inheritance after her brother dies during a battle that's gone bonafide tits-up, to which the king replies "no, sorry, no can do, his wife has just told me that she's actually pregnant with his son, so I'm going to have to hold onto your dead brother-in-law's vast estates until his heir is born, I have no choice in the matter whatsoever, soz and all that", and then you continue to petition the king when your ex sister-in-law still hasn't given birth for well over a year, to which the king replies "uh, no, I know loads about women and stuff, because I have a wife who I pay loads of attention to, and let me tell you, this woman is definitely going to have that baby at some point, so I need to keep hold of these vast, profitable estates for a little while longer, actually, my hands are completely tied", so you keep petitioning the king for nearly 2 years for him to give you all of the castles that belong to your dead brother-in-law's estate, which is actually your wife's estate, which is therefore your estate, because patriarchy, and during this time you discover that your dead brother's widow has got remarried less than a year after your brother's death, which just ain't proper, so you find her new husband and beat the absolute shit out of him in a cathedral in front of the king, who then fines you £10,000, which you refuse to pay, not least because the king is still holding onto all of your property, and then finally the king agrees to give you your wife's inheritance, and you're so delighted that you decide to take her sister's as well, because why the fuck not, and also because your wife's sister is married to the king's current boyfriend, who you absolutely hate, and it's a good opportunity to piss off the king in retaliation for making you wait, so then the king tells you to stop squatting in his boyfriend's castle, to which you reluctantly agree, because after all you do have a lot of your own castles now, and you do technically owe the king £10,000, so you vacate the premises and everything simmers down at last, and then all of the barons who have been watching this whole pissy little rivalry between you and the king over the past few years put their heads together and say "hmm, well, we've been on the hunt for a man who can actually stand up to the king and stop him from granting too many favours to his boyfriends, and it looks like we've finally found our man," so they appoint you chamberlain of the king's household, giving you unbridled access to the king, and within like 3 months you're the king's new boyfriend, he's beyond obsessed with you, you're practically running the country, and all of the castles are yours, the end*

*until the whole 'your boyfriend's wife raises an army, deposes the king, then captures you both and has you executed for treason' thing, but don't even worry about it, man, just think of the castles

[larrythewanderer]

Broke: meeting your partner on Tinder

Woke: dropping your wallet at the train station, then falling in love with the handsome coffee shop owner who mails it back to you, after corresponding for six months via increasingly lovelorn letters and photos of your respective dogs

Bespoke: petitioning the king to give you your wife's inheritance after her brother dies during a battle that's gone bonafide tits-up, to which the king replies "no, sorry, no can do, his wife has just told me that she's actually pregnant with his son, so I'm going to have to hold onto your dead brother-in-law's vast estates until his heir is born, I have no choice in the matter whatsoever, soz and all that", and then you continue to petition the king when your ex sister-in-law still hasn't given birth for well over a year, to which the king replies "uh, no, I know loads about women and stuff, because I have a wife who I pay loads of attention to, and let me tell you, this woman is definitely going to have that baby at some point, so I need to keep hold of these vast, profitable estates for a little while longer, actually, my hands are completely tied", so you keep petitioning the king for nearly 2 years for him to give you all of the castles that belong to your dead brother-in-law's estate, which is actually your wife's estate, which is therefore your estate, because patriarchy, and during this time you discover that your dead brother's widow has got remarried less than a year after your brother's death, which just ain't proper, so you find her new husband and beat the absolute shit out of him in a cathedral in front of the king, who then fines you £10,000, which you refuse to pay, not least because the king is still holding onto all of your property, and then finally the king agrees to give you your wife's inheritance, and you're so delighted that you decide to take her sister's as well, because why the fuck not, and also because your wife's sister is married to the king's current boyfriend, who you absolutely hate, and it's a good opportunity to piss off the king in retaliation for making you wait, so then the king tells you to stop squatting in his boyfriend's castle, to which you reluctantly agree, because after all you do have a lot of your own castles now, and you do technically owe the king £10,000, so you vacate the premises and everything simmers down at last, and then all of the barons who have been watching this whole pissy little rivalry between you and the king over the past few years put their heads together and say "hmm, well, we've been on the hunt for a man who can actually stand up to the king and stop him from granting too many favours to his boyfriends, and it looks like we've finally found our man," so they appoint you chamberlain of the king's household, giving you unbridled access to the king, and within like 3 months you're the king's new boyfriend, he's beyond obsessed with you, you're practically running the country, and all of the castles are yours, the end*

*until the whole 'your boyfriend's wife raises an army, deposes the king, then captures you both and has you executed for treason' thing, but don't even worry about it, man, just think of the castles

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That same night three years ago. I watched this agave flower stand in between Courthouse Butte and Bell rock for several years. From 2021, it is long gone after many storms. Looks cool here in this thirty second exposure.

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Sienkiewicz Trilogy + @screenshotsofdespair (pt. 2)

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Christmas is just around the corner so in the next few days I'll try posting some holiday stuff to get us into the festive mood

Christmas cards painted by Vasyl Krychevsky, 1947

The inscription on the back of this one reads: "Oh, my homeland, you know not how I long for you!"

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Sienkiewicz Trilogy + @screenshotsofdespair

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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

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star tarot for @saltbard

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Stepan Feodorovich Kolesnikov - Night in Ukraine (n.d.)

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god i wish i could just. see 16-17th century ukrainian baroque fashion with my own eyes. just go there and study the fabrics the patterns the pieces of clothing

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Amber Brunsden

"Awaiting"

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Jumping on international Miku trend ❤️ i give you Indonesian Miku as mbok jamu 🇲🇨🌷✨️

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happy 1 year anniversary to mole interest

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ukrainian miku but she's 7 years old and she's about to rob you

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Ran away to an island, to look at another island.