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*insert the sounds they make in cartoons to indicate horny*
#i am so strong and brave for not barking at him#lars nootbaar#st louis cardinals#mlb#baseball#cardinalsnation
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Was anyone gonna tell me there’s a Christian umps association or was I just supposed to find out about it from Angel Hernandez’s “Jesus loves umpires” bracelet myself
#i’ve read the bible and thus feel very confident in saying that#jesus does not love angel hernandez#thou shalt not lie to your employer about having working eyesight
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I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.
#mcr fob and the boy i was in love w who looked like a mouse?#yes they live within my heart to this day#i think of you often mouseboy
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