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Token Black Girls in White Media Be Like...

*lightskin* if teen show.

if over forty, intimidating boss, judge, police chief. we learn nothing of her family or homelife

no more than thirteen lines per episode

“There, there, Becky. Things will get better with the main dramatic situation that is totally about you and the two boys obsessed with you that you have to choose between.”

reality show *bleep! bleep! bleep! bleeeeeep!* *beats someone up*

special one-off episode

sizzling UST with hot main dude goes no where. 

two steps behind the white girl and to her left to add splash of diversity to the background. has no lines

has no black female friends

killed off-screen. mentioned once afterwards, if lucky

hot as fire, no one important notices

sassy quip!

on the phone, checking her nails, smacking gum, moving slowly while on customer service duties. white hero has to wait. 

life, what life? white main character is her life!

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okay but did NOBODY tell them that discomfort is a word

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We teach hunties to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to hunties, you can throw shade, but not too much.

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afk:

I’ve always wondered what the average lung capacity of rappers is, like, they never take breaks to breathe!?!

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Hebrews: how are we gonna get across this sea wtf

Moses:

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I think this is the cutest thing ever 😜💘🙆😍😍

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random pictures of being caught smiling lol happy blackout

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Meh

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no offense but

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jesus christ

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a breakthrough in meme theory

pepe is the feels guys fursona

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someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay