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Tom Hiddleston’s name has just been added to Thor: Love and Thunder cast list!!!!!

**for those who are skeptical about this, google Thor: Love and Thunder cast list. I’m not sure how reliable they are, but they just added Tom’s name to the list xx

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How Bert snapped

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Humans are unstoppable...Until they aren’t.

I’m not the most eloquent writer, but I’ve had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I’d put it out into the universe.

A lot of the basis for the “humans are space orcs” stuff is the idea that we’re pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don’t kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress. 

But that doesn’t make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesn’t mean it’s fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least it’s probably quick.

So - Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum-relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- there’s a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, ‘welp, guess we’ll die then’. But then.

BUT THEN

They ask the human. Because everyone’s heard the stories - you’re basically unkillable, right? Could you survive long enough in there to fix it? And their human goes real quiet for a second, but still says ‘Yeah, I could fix it’. And the rest of the crew is like, ‘Whaaaaaa, it won’t kill you?’ and the human repeats “I can fix it” (which isn’t an answer, but no one catches that, not yet at least), so they send ‘em in. And the human fixes it, they come back, the ship flies to safety, and the crew is thrilled to survive. If the human is a little quiet, well, they’re entitled after pulling off a miracle. Everyone else is just excited to get to the nearest station’s bar to tell their very own human story, cuz, ‘those crazy humans, amiright?’.

The good mood keeps up until the human is late for their next shift. At first it’s just faint unease, but- but they earned a bit of a lie-in, right? No reason to begrudge them some extra rest, even if it is a little weird for them to oversleep. They’ll be fine. Humans are always fine. 

(Right?)

(…Wrong.)

- What is… help. Help!-

- ake up! You have t-

- been days. You need sleep, you-

- nother transfusion. We could-

- out of sedatives!-

A week later, the crew finally reaches the station. They stumble into the bar, haggard and haunted. And over the next months and years a new rumor about humans starts to make its way through space. A rumor unlike any before.

‘Be careful with your humans’ it whispers. ‘Their strength is not always a blessing. Be sure they don’t do something they can’t come back from, because when a human dies… they die slowly.’

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Kent State University

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This is my favorite leap year quote. 

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Fan in the crowd: "Tom, this is the Birthday section. "

Tom: *looks up and smiles* " Alright. How many birthdays have we got? "

*Fans point out the ones*

Tom: " I think we should all sing them 'Happy Birthday' ".

*Crowd laughs*

Tom: " I'm not joking. " *leads the crowd in the Birthday chorus* "Happiieee Biiiirrrthdaaay to you. . . "

*Crowd completes the song*

Tom: " Whoooooooooo "

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[ Source: shuri_1002 on IG Story. ]

Tom Hiddleston singing 'Happy Birthday' with fans at Stage Door - Bernard B Jacobs Theater in New York City - November 02, 2019.

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“What are you thinking about and can I help? No? Okay I will just be here with you then.”

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Not This Time - 2014 Thoroughbred stallion by Giants Causeway.

For The Love Of Horses

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Charles Dance fanboying about Dame Judi Dench and Dame Maggie Smith

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💚😎

Your first and eleventh most recent emoji predicts how well November will treat you

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“People say things meant to rip you in half, but you hold the power to not turn their words into a knife and cut yourself.”

— Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey

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Loki’s face

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“What are your hobbies?”

me: “Well, I love reading - I’m a massive bookworm! Literally all I do is read-”

my books:

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[After their swords had broken during a performance of Coriolanus], “my acting partner and I went into some terrible rendition of amateur wrestling to finish the fight.”

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Happy bi visibility week to all the funky bisexuals out there!!!