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latticejaysmith · 1 month
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
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Awful terrible bugses bits us... it itches us so badly...... it would feel so goooood to SCRATCH ITS... NO WE MUSTENT. Ouuughhh
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Time for GALE DINNER! 👞🍔✨
Here’s the piece I made for @bg3zine go check it out if you haven’t already!!
(P.S. Do recognize any of these items?)
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rodent baby
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latticejaysmith · 1 month
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I remember the one time Rey stole my ancestor trinket...
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ah my favorite zelda game *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Wind Baker
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Reference🗿
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The look of a man who doesn't care one bit. Uhuh. Not a shred of care in the world, EVER.
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latticejaysmith · 2 months
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there are a couple street signs where i previously lived that always get painted over to say butt but they're stepping it up now
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latticejaysmith · 2 months
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We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think
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latticejaysmith · 2 months
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dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.
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latticejaysmith · 2 months
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shadowzel nation rise up!!!
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