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As someone's who wrote their first longish fic about one direction, I have the moral obligation to say happy 15 years to them! Thank you for everything, I literally would not be the person I am today without you

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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silly little cult of the lamb doodle

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“The Pitt” characters + tumblr posts that are definitely about them part 2 (original posts: x, x, x, x, x, x, x) (part 1, 3, 4, 5)

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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

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Tumblr Code.

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GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

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people calling the haters of the episode "impossible to please" is sooo funny. i don't wanna throw around everyone's favourite word "media literacy" bc i hate when people do that it's infantilizing tbh but how can you see someone say "hey how come the previous episode was all about a dystopian conservative world where womens only role is having children and then the next episode the main companions whole life is rewritten around being a mother the whole time and they put her in a box for 15min while the white woman does action stuff and forgives her terrible ex and then dr who gaslights her" and go like yeah those are impossible standards. sorry we suck.

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tit tour </3

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🏛️ THE GREEK PITT-THEON 🏛️

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i changed my pfp because i was done with having a random picture and this one keeps the colour scheme i had going on, let's see if i keep it or not

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no, because why am i actually sweating like I ran a marathon

why does ordering anything dnp related always feel like a race against the clock

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after touring the world healing trauma and corrupting minds - the official film of our new stage show is now on youtube free to CONSUME Dan and Phil present: TERRIBLE INFLUENCE   https://youtu.be/KBkVHHGVOUk 💙