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men in california in the 80s were just like “guess i’ll be a serial killer” huh
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Limmy, in a heavy Glasgow accent: “If you’re a cat owner, you may sometimes wonder, do you own the cat, or does the cat own you? …It’s you that owns the cat, you daft bastard.”
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When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club
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the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations
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several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances
we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to
it’s people.
the cat is allergic to human dander.
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My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween
Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~
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