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happy birthday to the most important scene in cinematic history - (premiered nov 26,2021)

bad buddy the series (ep. 5) directed by aof noppharnach

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happy marriage equality to my favorite brides and grooms 🏳️‍🌈🥹🫶🏻

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Is it better to have loved and lost, or is it kinder to have never known that love existed? Would you want to know that your love is returned, but have to lose it anyway?

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Wei Wuxian, post-resurrection: in retrospect, maybe I took “If anything happens to Jiang Yanli or these Wens, I’m going to kill everyone in this room and then myself” a little too seriously.

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Sizhui, post-canon, in a spot of trouble

“welp, guess it’s time to call my uncle!” *starts whistling*  “Lan Xichen?” “nope! other uncle.” “Jiang Cheng?” “nope! other uncle.” “you’re not Jin Ling, how many uncles do you even—” *Wen Ning busts in like the kool-aid man*

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I love how bls are like… yes, I’m gay. just like my sister and also my brother, my golden retriever, and both my uncles. my father was gay before me, and his father was gay before him, and so it goes, back through all of history to the dawn of civilization. my history teacher and best friend are also gay, but that’s just a coincidence

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My School President + Text post memes and stuff ✨

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Been forever since I posted anything new. I have a few of these that I'm planning on doing, MXTX couples sharing their traumas. (WWX's claim refers to the popular fanon that he didn't survive the fall into the Burial Mounds. Putting the romance in necromancy!)

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I love what my dash did here 😅

(original posts here and here)

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pls jeff we can all see you

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The only thing I remember is killing people. You say I'm someone who saves people. I won't kill you — but I don't believe you either. Do you think I'm a fool? You're not a fool. Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

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I dont think lbh ever really tried to kill lqg during the 5 years of corpse-zun...but i think it would be hilarious if, because liu qingge is an anomoly who was never meant to fight lbh, who admittedly isnt on binghe's level but hes still pidw's war god.....

Lbh just is incapable of killing lqg. Like some sort of video game glitch, like when you take an item out of its designated area when youre not supposed to and the game cant quite do what you want to, everytime binghe tries to kill lqg some sort of looney tunes-shit happens that save lqg last minute. Like the worlds game engine can let them fight, and Lqg will never be able to beat lbh in a fight, but everytime lbh tries to actually kill the man, he starts falling into xianxia manholes and xianxia anvils start falling a la the beam falling during the skinner incident

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WHAT IS IT ABOUT GAYS AND TINY BOOKSTORES

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Wei WuXian using the incense burner just to coo and kiss Young TeenJi because he is too cute and he can't deal with the fact he never kissed him when they were teenagers

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Lan Wangji's Adventures in Substitute Teaching

Penndragon27

Rating: T

Chapters: 2/?

Summary:

Lan Xichen goes away for a week and is so happy that his brother can look after his kindergarten class.

Lan Wangji can look after the kindergarten class, right?

or

Lan Wangji learns that being a teacher means also dealing with guardians. Such as Wei Wuxian (who he totally doesn't have a crush on)

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I wrote to you as soon as I had news. Where's the letter? Did it get sent to the dog's stomach? Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)