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the fact i cant remember who the "other" pedophile is concerns me

trying to have an unproblematic fave as an aphmau fan is so funny. do you want the pedophile or the other pedophile. what about that guy that randomly became racist in the original timeline? no? okay ummm we have misogyny do you want misogyny. ok ummm name a crime that you are okay with

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

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guys what goes harder lauraissance or laurenaissance ????

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does anyone have any url ideas. i cant think of any good laurance puns. laurancebian was so good

partner came out as trans i have a bf now. but i am no longer a lesbian I need new urls

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partner came out as trans i have a bf now. but i am no longer a lesbian I need new urls

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let him get up let him get up

oh… he’s concussed…

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Ah yes I love the throuple composed of the hot competent woc, the slightly naive but ultimately well-meaning himbo, and the quippy twunk who came back wrong™ 

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little red strawberries animatic

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the shadow knights!! and some head canons:

>they were all super close, like very clingy to each other. they were all kinda in love, casual kisses and cuddling n stuff

>laurance and gene were together, as well as sasha and zenix. despite this, they're still all very casually romantic

>sasha has albinism. because of this her vision isn't the best and she in particular clings onto people physically for guidance, mostly zenix

>they weren't all evil mode in the beginning, they were just a group of kids that differed from the norm and were bullied a lot. they created the shadow knights just to seem tougher

>laurance left the shadow knights because he was bullied more for being in it than not. in the moment it was fully fueled by fear, but looking back on it, he feels horrible

>after laurance broke up with gene, gene went a little bit insane. that's when they became a delinquent group

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did i loose the motivation to color the background? nooo… what are you talking about…..

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What’s up y’all lok. at my baby girl mystreet Gene I need him

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trying to have an unproblematic fave as an aphmau fan is so funny. do you want the pedophile or the other pedophile. what about that guy that randomly became racist in the original timeline? no? okay ummm we have misogyny do you want misogyny. ok ummm name a crime that you are okay with

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every time you draw vylad as white an angel loses its wings btw.

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i’m like genuinely on the floor crying i’m so happy i’m so happy

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they're toxic and i can't stand them

phoenix drop high laurgene STAYS in my mind rent free unfortunately

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Song lyrics from ponyphonic’s “Feed Me With Your Heart” because it’s a perfect fit

I feel like you could put all of my MCD AUs on a sliding scale of “good shadow knight Laurance, does no harm” to “very evil shadow knight Laurance, does all of the harm,” and what I’m dubbing the “Judas AU” goes all the way to the right. In this, Laurance is the one chosen as the Shadow Lord’s vessel, not Aaron, because of how close he is to Irene. He’s her permanent bodyguard and one of her dearest allies. It’s like Irene was delivered to him on a silver platter, really. Now all that’s left for him to do, is to have some fun.

Laurance ends up becoming the main supervillain of the series, more so than Zane or Gene, as the Goddess’s most trusted and beloved companion stabs her in the back and gleefully wages a bloody, interdimensional war against her as if it were his favorite dance.

(They get him back, eventually, when The Shadow Lord is dead)

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