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APPLE GOT ME OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A JOKE

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I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

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Super important for our sex worker friends out there!

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Just finish Frozen 2, and I'm very glad Elsa got her happy ending in the forest, free, with her wife Honeymaren

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your honor i have a contribution to the elsamaren cult

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It’s the truth.

Can’t deny it.

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Disney: In Frozen 2 Elsa is not defined by a romantic interest.

Also Disney:

Honeymaren: You should stay in the forest.

Elsa: OK

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gonna tell my kids this was the first disney lesbian queen and her girlfriend

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I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

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Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

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copped the new airpobs

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RIP.  [video]

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im on the floor