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i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

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This is heart-wrenching. This is why we need to take action!

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This is so dramatic

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Everything movies taught me about archery is wrong. This is a complete mind-blower. 8D

If you are even remotely interested in archery or medieval combat, check this out, it’s just great!

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i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

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To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

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Ahh, it’s back

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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

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hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

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ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

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conductor: orchestra orchestra

orchestra: yes papa

conductor: eating rosin?

orchestra: no papa

conductor: telling lies?

orchestra: no papa

conductor: so any of you practise over the summer

orchestra: ha ha ha

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character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move

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Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

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Wait for her to come!

This massive bird is a Stellars Sea eagle. They live in Alaska, Northwestern Canada, and Japan and are the largest eagles in the world. (Source)