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I think it's ultimately soooo funny that Kevin is not a sports (plural) guy. He likes one (1) sport and it's the one his mommy created

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I'm afraid I'm losing the idgaf war

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my beautiful princess w a disorder ft the crunchiest brushes i could find

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more aftg! sooo excited for the next books to come out

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my dear friend Jeremy Knox

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happy kevjean thursday

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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he’s an asshole. he’s the kindest friend you will ever have. hes an alcoholic health freak. he’s a heartless machine that only cares about playing stickball and has little interest in real people. he will make outstanding efforts to never ever ever have to be alone for even one second. he’s half of a duo. he wishes he could stand on his own. he mourns a man that no one else on earth loved (even though no one on earth has been as hurt by that man as him). he knows you will die and he does nothing to even attempt to stop it– he still makes sure your remaining time is the best time anyone’s ever had. he leaves you even though he’s all you have, but he never stops sending you postcards, he never stops trying to save you. he promises you he will find you a purpose in life, and he always finds it. he always finds it.

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kevin day is too iconic of a character like wdym he escaped a cult and people call him queen and he's the best exy player in the world. AND he's a bitch (affectionate). of course his story needs to bookend the whole series. He's Been Here The Whole Time.

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from an article titled 'pretend girlfriend? be careful you're not using your fag hag,' by eric wright, xy magazine, july 1999.

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kevin and andrew seem to have upgraded their relationship from homoerotic shounen-sports teammates to married couple (5+ years). they have a single carry-on for both their clothes and they do a version of the whole, "you were so annoying." "but i wore you down eventually :)" banter in front of jeremy. jeremy knows kevin better than to comment but i'll bet you anything if it had been coach rhemann and adi picking them up, they'd have been asked, "so how long have you two been together?" within minutes.

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love kevin #bad because despite everything that has ever happened to him in his life he still operates on a level of self delusion so high he would make your average drag race contestant look like a realist. hand broken husband blond and 5 foot tall girlfriend ignored jean in the meat grinder his team in the lowest possible spot of the league but in his head. in his head he was slaying it the house down boots

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top 10 reactions to condescendingly being called "princess" that we really don't need to examine

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this post...

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38 year old kevin day sending andrew his uber location whenever he takes one despite the fact that andrew is states away

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Albín Brunovský (1935–1997)

Labyrint sveta a raj srdca V. — Vojna (Labyrinth of the World and Paradise of the Heart V. — War), 1990

mezzotint, etching

source

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This is self-explanatory I think. I need more andrew and jean interactions, it'd be funny.

edit:forgot jean's scars and added them oopsie