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hot take but nobody can convince me otherwise that the love triangle was planned

like how did we go from “heart fluttering” Fitz to “soulmates” Keefe?

listen, i love shannon and the book series is amazing! but girly has GOT to learn to plan out the gist and vibe before making a love triangle which ruins a character

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Lets start a movement

Dex and Biana on the cover of book ten

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i would fucking slaughter for a fitz pov

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Pls i want to kill myself

they don't even have the same face

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How will they show the powers?

Like Sophie's inflicting? Would there be like a ball of energy or would she just stare at someone and they start screaming

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i love when fitz

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keefe looks so big ik crhjng

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Question for my keeper friends

how do yall think the elves would react to finding out about AI?

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“… Even if he tries to keep his head down, people are going to notice how good-looking he is—by human standards," - Sophie Foster (Stellarlune page 10)

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girl I think he’ll be fine

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I think this sums up my feelings on the new cover pretty well

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Question for my keeper friends

how do yall think the elves would react to finding out about AI?

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i want to spread the "what if I told you I stopped pressing buttons" outside of the kotlc fandom. I want people to not know the origin or why it's funny but still reference it anyway

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brain. hey brain. why'd you go there. can you stop now. please.

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HE LITERALLY LOOKS AI GENERATED UELLPPP

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KOTLC pride 2024

The entire month of June is going to have pride-related prompts for KOTLC fan content! Feel free to create fics, fanart, edits, moodboards, playlists, whatever you like and be sure to tag your creations as #kotlc pride 2024. Please tag this blog as well :)

As we get closer to pride month I will make an ao3 collection that you can add fics to.

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Y’know, I will never get over the wasted potential of Fitz Vacker.

Like i’ve always thought his character was one of the most interesting but I feel like Shannon switched things up so she could resolve the love triangle (which i’m convinced was unplanned).

Like I love this series and I think it’s well-written for the most part, but Fitz’s disrupted arc will always make me cry.

He had his flaws (we know what they are, we never shut up about them) but he has good characteristics too? Like “We could always use a little more weird in our lives”, wanting to hug it out with Dex and telling him they should be friends???

Like my boy, what happened😭.

Also it makes sense that he wants to confirm to elven traditions ig (like match making), but I just don’t understand why Shannon decided to go down that character path? Like he went to exillum for his friends, people used to talk about him because he disappeared a lot (the guy spent most of his childhood looking for Sophie, he is very much crushed by the fact that she doesn’t like him), he stuck up for his friends in Everblaze even though it made him less popular because he knew they weren’t doing anything wrong.

And I feel like with everything weird about Fitz and his friends the last thing people would care about is matchmaking, it’s like Grady said, for elves power will always be the most important thing.

And Fitz is powerful.

I feel like the matchmaking thing shouldn’t have been the main focus of the fitzphie break up because I feel like Fitz could’ve gotten iver that very easily if Shannon had stayed consistent with his character.

The Fitphie breakup should have been about the whole “Fitz is jealous of Sophie’s powers thing and he doesn’t like that she’s stepping up as a leader because of his arrogance ( a flaw he’s had consistently and makes sense because he’s a Vacker, a family that basically represents the elven world and what people pretend it is, and elves’s main flaw is arrogance, so Fitz’s being arrogance MAKES SENSE).

Why make it about matchmaking😭😭😭.

Idk if anything i said makes sense, i suck at making my thoughts coherent, but I could swear that Fitz is a good character up until it gets in the way of the love triangle.

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what about the fans who only watch the movie(s?) and not the books?

what will they misrepresent?

what will they misunderstand?

what chaos will be unleashed?

what about the wars- the shipping wars; where the book fans have one ideal and the movie fans ship something that's so antithetical it would be wrong to even call them crackships?