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OP: Customer service wants video proof that my rice cooker is giving electric shocks

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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

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Q: why can Kirby canonically multiply at will when he dances?

A: it’s more fun that way.

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uma musume global launch is incredible. so many people hopping on to the franchise for the first time but then you have everyone who's been following the franchise fan-translated from japanese for the past 4~6 years ready to unleash their latent horse autism. i feel like im in a post-apocalyptic society suddenly discovering that there is a massive isolated population of other human survivors after decades of survival

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Giving her grouchy partner a smooch

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Tumblr sexyman poll final contenders 2010

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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

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why

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John Green may be a little "cringe" but credit where credit is due at least he's a YA author who made his special interest trying to expand tuberculosis care instead of trying to make a living hell for trans women and other LGBTQ+s

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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC

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when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.