Top tier 10/10: KITTY. Loves hugs, will hug you as much as you want and just the way you like!
Solid 9/10: Robin! Gives really tight bear hugs, sometimes surprises you with a hug when you’re not expecting it. Smells a bit though
8/10: Pat. Enjoys a good hug, would definitely hug you if you asked and his hugs would feel super cosy and reassuring, but has to be done carefully because of the arrow
7/10: Mary. Pleasant enough to hug if you don’t mind the smell of burning but on the plus side she feels very warm
6/10: The Captain. Desperately needs a hug himself, would probably let you hug him if he liked you enough and asked him nicely, but would be awkward about it and would feel like hugging a tree
5/10: Julian. A good hugger if it’s a genuine hug but feels a little creepy because he’s half naked and might grope you or make an unsavoury joke
4/10: Humphrey’s body. He’s very tactile and likes to hug but not having a head spoils the experience somewhat
3/10: Thomas. Not much of a hugger, would probably go on about how he’d rather be hugging Alison, and would be like hugging a rake
2/10: Fanny. Like trying to hug a strict headmistress – something you’d avoid like the plague. But if you got on her good side enough, might let you hug her for a microsecond
1/10: Humphrey’s head. Happy to be hugged, but can’t hug back
one of my favourite parts of iwtv is that it will fight the audience's desire to paint its characters black and white at every turn. oh you thought they were unequivocally the villain? the victim? the onlooker who neither holds the knife nor bears the wound? well buckle in, motherfucker! you're about to perceive them as the flawed, multifaceted, three dimensional beings they are until your ears bleed or you will never even begin to understand the story, sorry!
both of these visions are soso awesome. option one is louis leaves and daniel immediately starts begging for it from armand (despite the fact that he turned louis down just days ago). option two is daniel and armand have a multi-day divorce bender and on day four armand is drunk as fuck like "he's too sexy Not to turn" eric bogosian your mind as always is a treasure
by far the funniest irony of bbc ghosts is robin presumably trailing sadly after this fascinating french girl who turns up one day and whom he follows from quite close to the start of her life to presumably quite close to the end like an enamoured puppy, but in a sick twist of fate ends up trapped for centuries with her cringefail mediocre husband whose name robin could barely remember whilst the dude was alive. and canonically this is IT there are NO other ghosts except the plague ghosts he just has this immobile twerp who rambles on about nothing all day. damn it all