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People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

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I am not like the others now, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret. But I do. I regret.

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into the unknown

pieces from my otgw sticker sheet

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by 原神李太冲 @ edikuziyo

ayatos ult matches the music!

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Wisteria Hysteria 🌿🤍🌿🤍🌿 in Long Sutton in Somerset ~ acreswildgardendesign

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When people make disparaging comments, just say thank you.

“You’ve gain weight” “Thank you” “…”

Then they have to either settle with being misunderstood or double down and explicitly explain that they were intentionally being unkind.

I work at a church and religious people use coded language to say crummy things in camouflaged/passive aggressive ways. Today someone told me, “that was an…interesting sermon…”

“Thank you.” <smile>

Then I got to watch them squirm as they tried to decide how to respond.

Tl;dnr: when people are passive aggressive, just say thank you.

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#HIS SIGNATURE MOVE

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) Obi-Wan Kenobi - Part V (2022)

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People saying “but anakin doesn’t look 18 in the flashback”

Do I look like I give a flying fuck about that. WE GOT PADAWAN ANAKIN AND MULLET OBI WAN BACK. ANYTHING ELSE CAN GO TO SHIT.

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#MCU Women: Suit Up.

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Plushies / Patterns

Cute Cuddles Crochet on Etsy

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I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

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tumblr trying to shorten posts is so funny it’s like the well-meaning gentleman in a period drama trying to offer a lady his hand to step over an obstacle and she just plows through it. like good sir I’ve never once filtered the “long post” tag in my life, I’ve handled every “don’t you love the color of the sky” ripoff you can imagine. I’m battle hardened. step aside.

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why is every bag a practical invention for conveniently carrying and storing all your worldly possessions in one place until you need to look for your phone, at which point it becomes a bottomless abyss deeper and darker than the marianas trench that has you considering calling in a search and rescue team and going in with flashlights and trained hounds to locate it

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Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???