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BATMAN AND ROBIN ""Snap" Judgment" (April 26, 1944 • Wednesday)

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blue hair ✅️

pronouns ✅️

mental stability ❌️

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Double Teaming the Triple Threat!

(title is link to AO3, here's tags for the folks that asked to be notified: @lazaruspiss @vigilantecore @lunar-lair)

My DID jaytim fic that was supposed to be a one shot predictably got out of hand and now there's chapters lol ^u^;

Have a snippet of Jason's headmates chatting with each other and my hopes that you'll enjoy the first chapter!

"Uhhhh, hand him things in pairs of two until he gets the message?"

"That's... not the worst plan."

Executioner frowns, "I'm a little worried that veers too far into mimicking Two-Face's shtick at him. Might give him the impression that we're threatening them with arrest or assuming one of them is evil or something."

"You tragically have a point. We also don't even know how many of him are in there; twos kinda only work because of Two-Face," Admits Jury.

Judge asks, "Is making it non-threatening even an option? I mean, lets not go out of our way to make it feel like blackmail, obviously, but he's not stupid. Amnesia that bad is dangerous; if we choose to leverage that, we'll destroy him. Factually speaking, our knowing about this vulnerability is a very real threat to his safety. His right to prepare and defend himself is, you'll note, the only reason I'm willing to tell him at all."

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gonna be spending the next like 2 hours dyeing my hair ✌️

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two bunnies

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DEVOURED. ATE. LEFT NO CRUMBS.

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BATMAN AND ROBIN "Sightless Victim" (April 25, 1944 • Tuesday)

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need u all to know that theres a series of fleshlights modeled after beer cans

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i need another bookshelf for my extra books that are starting to pile up on random surfaces but i also need another bookshelf for my many little guys ive acquired

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found some old reverse robin notes/doodles! this is damian as The Ghoul, which i have written down as "based on Al Ghul, his version of Tim's 'Drake' phase". I had planned on fleshing it out more but it fell to the wayside at some point.

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reading a random issue from one of those "teen titans vs evil future selves" arcs and i love how everyone seems to have the typical power temptation talks while future batman tim tells current tim to get over his ex and also gives him a gun

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smth smth. if they made nightwing lgbt hed probably be bi, they lean way too hard into him being sexy rn for that to not feel like a slutty bisexual trope waiting to happen, it wouldnt come off as bad if he had other personality traits aside from being pretty. guys i just miss when he had shit going on that wasnt "oh hes so pretty and dumb, now go run off to babs so she can kiss it better!"

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how can u hate her shes literally so cute. "mister batman" ma'am can i gift you baked goods and flowers. miss talia i adore u

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oh and there better not be another nightwing pride variant. like either commit to making him queer or stop including him in queer lineups. its bad for my heart :(

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i do count jon and aged up jon as separate characters btw. one is a silly dumb kid trying his best and the other has less personality than wet cardboard

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anyways. wanna plan on doing reviews on past pride anthologies bc they contain some of the best and worst shit ive ever seen. some were so impactful i shed real life tears, some were such garbage i felt my eyes rolling back into my head. the gays have range yall

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aged up jon becoming a flagship lgbt character for dc is both sad and funny. does he even have so much as one single personality trait. he feels like corporate pride "how do you do fellow kids?" incarnate