#i jest i jest

[frownyalfred]

Tim, sitting in the Cave, arms crossed, clearly pouting:

Kon, who has learned to speak fluent Bat over the years: do you wanna go watch a video of [recent disaster] together and you can tell me how you would have organized and run the civilian evacuation differently?

Tim:

Kon:

Tim, sniffling: yeah

[ryanthel0ser]

Langa being able to sense when the sisters were gonna show up shows just how much time he's spent over at Reki's house also buddy why do you need to know when his sisters are coming in hm? you trying to make sure they don't see something hm?

[gio-cosmo]

Thanos is better than me bc if Nam-gyu was gripping all up on me like this I would’ve descended upon him like a starving crow gobbling up a soggy fry on the side of the road

[scitaliss]

Why don't DC play with the reasoning behind Bart's hair color inconsistencies by doing something like making his hair darker the more civilian he is while lighter when some crazy speedforce shenanigans happens? Or make his hair more red the more crazy Wally drives him? 🤔

[dykespirk]

tbh if I was leonard nimoy I’d be pissed about being paired up with william shatner too 😭😭 like im LEONARD NIMOY and here comes porky pig the diva extraordinaire…you’re trying to weave together theatre and religion in a radical interpolation of the future and mr. bigshot over here is garbling his syllables…anyways I’m glad they were able to fall madly in love with each other

[scalproie]

Hey look they boiled down dante to his bare essentials

[midwestharpy]

disappointed to see they’re not addressing the couch fucking allegations

[ey3dye]

this took longer than it should've

also I checked this and Vincent is dead wrong lmao

[searchingforglendowerwithleah]

Sorry guys it’s my fault Bobby is dead I traded his life for the long lost Buddie karaoke scene from Tim Minear…

[franklyimissparis]

what do you mean ‘what happened in india between john and paul?’ THIS is what happened in india between john and paul

[frownyalfred]

Talia Al Ghul meeting Bruce Wayne for the first time in a LoA training camp like:

[meowdyjac]

No one:

Sybil, after she started dating that damn stupid statue:

[brellafaun]

miss that fictional family so bad i need to be euthanized

[ghostgirl-22]

Me: But what if I simply believe Art can be dominant with Patrick and also primarily be a bottom.

*crowd boos, hisses in disgust, throws tomatoes*

Deactivate her account! Someone calls.

Kill her! Someone shouts.

Quietly, from a distance: wait a minute.

Hushed whispers fill the air as the crowd slowly parts to reveal Art Renee Donaldson the third, himself.

ARD: let her speak.

[mutantmorphingpotions]

STRAIGHT LIQOUR. Full on. Are you kidding me, anything called 'a little pick me up' is gonna be STRAIGHT LIQOUR.

The Member of your Dnd Larp Group that brings the tequila shots.

[khaire-traveler]

I've never bitten a candle but man.... sometimes I'm real tempted... why they gotta look so good sometimes

No!!! Resist the temptation!!! Don't turn to the dark side!!! Take my hand, Nonny, and I'll walk with you to therapy together. 🫴