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You are now infected with fear toxin!

No antidote!

Have fun!

Hunter ran through the streets and alleys like a rat trapped in a maze. Everything was on fire and there was the sound of hounds not far behind him. He didn't dare look back to check. The howls sounded real enough. And anyone he ran into turned into very beasts that hunted him, driving him further into madness. He sobbed, praying for a way out of this hell he'd found himself in.

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// uhm uhm a wip

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"Another??" Hunter whined, backing up. "C'monnnnnn ... I think I'd rather just go back to the alley where I'm safe ..."

Reese was quick to show up in the alleyway, wearing admittedly more casual clothes than he usually wore.

" Hunterr? "

He called out, walking deeper into the alleyway, a dog trailing on his heels as he walked. He had decided to bring his dog along,, the walk would be good for her.

Hunter sat not openly in the alleyway, but on a windowsill of one of the buildings which surrounded and made up the alley. With a cigarette in one hand and a phone in the other, Hunter didn't notice Reese at first, but once he put his phone down and looked up, the poor guy fell off the windowsill with a girlish yelp.

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Hunter sighed, bringing Reese's hand to his lips. "Okay. I'll take your word on that, love." He smiled back at Reese. "Ready to go when you are, then."

Reese was quick to show up in the alleyway, wearing admittedly more casual clothes than he usually wore.

" Hunterr? "

He called out, walking deeper into the alleyway, a dog trailing on his heels as he walked. He had decided to bring his dog along,, the walk would be good for her.

Hunter sat not openly in the alleyway, but on a windowsill of one of the buildings which surrounded and made up the alley. With a cigarette in one hand and a phone in the other, Hunter didn't notice Reese at first, but once he put his phone down and looked up, the poor guy fell off the windowsill with a girlish yelp.

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". . . Ya promise? She ain't gonna bite me or nothin'? Ya ain't gonna let 'er?" He asked, stepping a little closer.

Reese was quick to show up in the alleyway, wearing admittedly more casual clothes than he usually wore.

" Hunterr? "

He called out, walking deeper into the alleyway, a dog trailing on his heels as he walked. He had decided to bring his dog along,, the walk would be good for her.

Hunter sat not openly in the alleyway, but on a windowsill of one of the buildings which surrounded and made up the alley. With a cigarette in one hand and a phone in the other, Hunter didn't notice Reese at first, but once he put his phone down and looked up, the poor guy fell off the windowsill with a girlish yelp.

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Oh, huh.

And what's with the not showing them your face thing? I didn't know about that one.

So... in light of the apparent rising of the fae in Gotham, I think we should go over some rules, no?

Do not give them your name

Do not give them your thanks

Do not show them your face

Do not accept their gifts

It's important to stay educated! Wouldn't want to end up a tricksters new toy now, would you? 💫

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*pokes aggressively with stick*

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????

[lazaruspit-salesman]

Can you give a fae your deadname?

Or your dead-lastname?

So... in light of the apparent rising of the fae in Gotham, I think we should go over some rules, no?

Do not give them your name

Do not give them your thanks

Do not show them your face

Do not accept their gifts

It's important to stay educated! Wouldn't want to end up a tricksters new toy now, would you? 💫

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// Sorry for my absence, tumblr had a log-in issue / downtime

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See see see?????? The boyfriend help

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i guss ...

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yes pelase ... can you come ehre and hold me too?

i ucking hate fiureworks i fucking hate em i hatre em i hate firuewworks fireworks suck fuck fuck fuck

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*sprays you with water like a sad cat*

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mmm a coward ... reese doesn't gotta see that ...

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Go to the boyfriend

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mmaybe ...

no ...

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*covers you in a blanket*

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mmmmm

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i ucking hate fiureworks i fucking hate em i hatre em i hate firuewworks fireworks suck fuck fuck fuck

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