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fairytales which tell you to be both kind and clever fairytales that say to be kind is to be clever and to be clever is to be kind fairytales that say the cleverest thing you can ever do is choose kindness and that cruelty or thoughtlessness are always foolish but not kindness never kindness

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in bangkok my mom met a newlywed couple who were on their honeymoon with a third person, their gay best friend that they both like so much they took him along

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A little something for Linguistics Tumblr.

So the Crunchyroll newsroom isn't a "room" so much as a Slack channel. We have news writers all over the US, in Australia, and in Japan. This means we have something akin to 'round-the-clock coverage, but it also means that our schedules respective to each other are skewed. For example, when the East Coast contingent is starting their day, the Japan contingent is shutting down for the evening.

Because of that, we started experimenting with greetings that could apply when Party A was coming in for the morning and Party B was leaving for the night. One person came up with "konbarning": a combination of "good morning" and "konban wa" ("good evening" in Japanese). It stuck.

Over the following months, "konbarning" got shortened to "barning" and other permutations. Now, a year or some later, this is how we announce our arrival:

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Vincent Price | The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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The Crystal Gems

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its crazy how nobody has ever been as objectively beautiful as danny john-jules in red dwarf and nobody ever will be again

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i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

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Genie

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Do you think Nic Cage is the type of guy that uses different temperature settings on his microwave or just smashes the Add 30 seconds button like the rest of us?

He warms his food by screaming at it.

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Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

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What's your jacking off technique

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Happy Father's Day, Brennan! 👨‍🍼

Watch this episode of Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! on Dropout!

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pov you're Harold Ramis working with your buddy dan on the Ghostbusters script and you're watching him accidentally create the best neurodivergency representation of the 20th century

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Thank god finally