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the alvin in the chipmunks christmas song is the only song to be made of pure evil, and no good intentions

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yall really read the words “calloused yet gentle hands” and just go apeshit huh

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Yeah I got a gf

George

Foreman grill

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If those very masculine men on Twitter are right, as soon as I hit 6 foot I’m gonna have like 12 girlfriends or something idk

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Sure, she’s constantly texting you but she commented “PLSKSJDJAN” on my tiktok, sooooooooo we’re not the same

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Any girl: *says anything resembling a compliment to me*

Me: maybe its,,, love?

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Moving to the country I thought I was gonna go ape shit feral but I ended up listening to AJR under a tree and crying

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My therapist: Are you sure you don’t wanna talk about it?

Me turning Hey There Delilah up to max volume: Let me weep

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@grieving-sunflowers made the pics and i put em to the audio dhhdbf

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Really going for that “IKEA femboy” look

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Sometimes I put “someone said” in front of my jokes cus I’m a bitch and if the joke flops I don’t take responsibility

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AJR is just if they mixed Panic! and the music in car commercials

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blind snakes

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Just waiting for a Bruno Mars autocomplete Wired interview cus he WILL have to answer “Does Bruno Mars is gay”

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Me: I should probably go to sleep it’s really late

YouTube: Top 10 most iconic moments in bodybuilding history

Me: ok cool

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Twitter:

Hey you know this celebrity you like and respect? They’re a horrible person haha

Instagram:

You wanna post for your friends? Sure! But everyone else on here is an ass

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