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cock reveal in 12,000 years

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#mulder moments ⤷ 2.20 — “Humbug”

Imagine going through your whole life looking like that.

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*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

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blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

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We have been saying that Contrapoint is racist and thinks Muslims are subhumans for many years. Why the surprise now?

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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鎌倉 Kamakura, Japan

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the beach boys were right. it would be nice

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Elf live service game with a battle pass season that lasts 10 years

Elf predatory monetisation where you can only get the character you want with 100 years of grinding

Elf mmorpg that has a genuine history with scholars and all because it's been online for 600 years

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Every morning in the torture dungeon, the torturer (love your job and you’ll never work a day in your life) goes around greeting his victims with, “wakey wakey begs and achey.”

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MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

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Don't you dare cum yet, this video is sponsored by raid: shadow legends

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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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i am always brooding i have a somewhat abrasive personality and im always seconds away from crying due to the deep sadness that dwells within me do u still fw me