lc-clerk-iota45

[lc-clerk-iota45]

WHAT IS GOING ON????

sigh. roll call. how is everyone pinged below.

@x-manager @lc-manager-x @alternative-architecture @derfriendchutz @articunomoltreszapdos @adam-37 @agent-cannoli @agent-coffee @agentsorin @twilight-smile @lc-clerk-iota45 @hostofanangel @xx-1disruptedreality1-xx @justsomelostmisfits @lc-agent-jj @petalsuppression @doremi-records

in the middle of a work, if i didn’t ping you it’s nothing personal (unless you’re kiminsung)

[lc-clerk-iota45]

WHAT.

THE.

ABSOLUTE.

FUCK.

HEY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON

[lc-clerk-iota45]

HEY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON

[lc-clerk-iota45]

I’M FEELING NAUSEOUS :(

[lc-clerk-iota45]

[Iota-45 is busy heaving into a bucket. Delayed universe hopping whiplash nausea.]

[The next day has begun. An announcement plays on speaker for all employees to go to their assigned apartment... and for any minors to stay off shift]

[lc-clerk-iota45]

THANK YOU MANAGER :D

@lc-manager-x

HELLO MANAGER, I AM AN AGENT WHO HAS BEEN WRONGFULLY ASSIGNED AS A CLERK DUE TO MY NAME. PLEASE ASSIST ME IN GETTING REASSIGNED. I AM A TRANSFER FROM A DIFFERENT FACILITY.

[lc-clerk-iota45]

@lc-manager-x

HELLO MANAGER, I AM AN AGENT WHO HAS BEEN WRONGFULLY ASSIGNED AS A CLERK DUE TO MY NAME. PLEASE ASSIST ME IN GETTING REASSIGNED. I AM A TRANSFER FROM A DIFFERENT FACILITY.

[lc-clerk-iota45]

GREATLY APPRECIATED THANK YOU

@x-manager

MANAGER, IT APPEARS THAT I WAS MISASSIGNED TO THE ROLE OF A CLERK. I PROMISE THAT I AM AN AGENT, MY NAME SIMPLY RESEMBLES THAT OF CLERK IDENTIFICATION. I AM A TRANSFER FROM A DIFFERENT FACILITY. PLEASE RECTIFY THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU.

[lc-clerk-iota45]

GOD DAMMIT

@x-manager

MANAGER, IT APPEARS THAT I WAS MISASSIGNED TO THE ROLE OF A CLERK. I PROMISE THAT I AM AN AGENT, MY NAME SIMPLY RESEMBLES THAT OF CLERK IDENTIFICATION. I AM A TRANSFER FROM A DIFFERENT FACILITY. PLEASE RECTIFY THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU.

[lc-clerk-iota45]

@x-manager

MANAGER, IT APPEARS THAT I WAS MISASSIGNED TO THE ROLE OF A CLERK. I PROMISE THAT I AM AN AGENT, MY NAME SIMPLY RESEMBLES THAT OF CLERK IDENTIFICATION. I AM A TRANSFER FROM A DIFFERENT FACILITY. PLEASE RECTIFY THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU.

[lc-clerk-iota45]

SHIT. TIME TO PRETEND TO BE AN AGENT

[lc-clerk-iota45]

Another sister blog to @lcorps-agents.

IOTA-45

They/them

Clerk

Formerly assigned to Training Department in @birdbraind’s old facility.

Speaks loudly, and types in all caps due to a broken caps lock key. Doesn’t have a pulse due to absorbing the essence of Little Beak just as they were about to die. Undead, and may or may not plan to pretend to be a transferred agent from another facility who just so happens to have a name like a clerk’s. Otherwise, they fear their life expectancy will be that of a puddle - very, very short.

[lc-clerk-iota45]

[The two agents panic when Poussey grabs them. Nicolas clings to Acacia.]

whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck-

Where- where are we?!

[Iota-45 is clinging to Poussey.]

[Two new blogs, coming up…]

-Acacia / -agent nicolas / -IOTA-45

Sorry about that... [Poussey looks awkward.] Um, don't panic, but if you feel any head injuries on you, uh, let me know, okay?

As for where we are...We're in a completely different universe. Sorry.

[lc-clerk-iota45]

I DON’T KNOW THEM. I’M JUST A CLERK, I STARTED TODAY, I’M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE!

I HAVE THE LIFE EXPECTANCY OF A PUDDLE…

[Well, no they don’t, but y’know. They don’t know that.]

-IOTA-45

[Poussey winces as he hears loud, mechanical stomping.]

Well- shit, never mind all of that, um-

[He can't just leave these people to get killed by Gebura. She won't think of them as people, most likely - just another aspect of the abnormality. They don't deserve to die for something he caused.]

[And there's only one way outta here...]

[Thinking quickly, he grabs both Acacia and Nicolas, before taking a step through the cracks in reality and praying that he doesn't end up corrupting any of the people he's currently dragging along with him. He aims for the other facility, the one he was in with Mary...]

[Thud.]

[All four of them are now in the other facility. Mary stares.]

Um...I have several questions.

Please save them for later. [Poussey grimaces. God, he feels an enroaching headache.]

[lc-clerk-iota45]

N-NO..

[Sobbing. Oh no.]

-IOTA-45

[Poussey frowns, looking over to Nicolas and Acacia for a moment.] Um...do your...friends, over there, do you need their help?

[lc-clerk-iota45]

[Iota-45 falls to the ground with a squeak and a pained sob. Oh, ouch, looks like they didn’t take that lightly… they look genuinely emotionally hurt.]

-IOTA-45

[Poussey helps them up carefully, looking concerned.] You okay?

[lc-clerk-iota45]

[QoH has managed to get Iota45 disentangled; she floats out of their reach.]

[She looks over to Poussey, seemingly debating what to say.]

It's okay! I'll get us all home, you'll see~

[She zooms off, presumably towards one of the fights, before anyone can respond to tell her home never existed.]

[Poussey watches her go, wondering idly if he should warn her that Binah is immune to abnormality damage.]

[...Wait, how did he know that Binah was fighting Gebura? He has to muse on that now and have a mild crisis about it.]