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list of things im handling well currently

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i feel like throwing up i am so anxious for this trip

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so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.

in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.

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its funny cause if you say “white girls are so pretty” not one of them baking soda bitches would say “don’t you mean ALL girls are pretty?”

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Last Week Tonight s02e19

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Great casting

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tumblr introduced me to sociology and i absolutely loved it until i started academically studying it

wat the fk

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i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

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Tumblr makes fun of suburban moms a lot, but like 95% of posts here sound like they were written by a 40 year old housewife leaving a passive aggressive note on their daughters door. “Friendly reminder that dirty clothes go in the laundry basket and clean clothes go on hangers. I can’t believe this still has to be said. Anyway, love you babies, be safe out there.”

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Daily reminder: Red didn’t make the food, it has nothing to do with her

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i love babies so much

like i am actually so irritated with people telling me stupid shit like “are you going to go on birth control now? haha” “wow slow down you’ve got two already?”  it’s literally none of your fucking business if i’m using birth control or not, how many kids or how fast i want to have them, or anything else i do with my body

like i get that people are mostly just joking but its still annoying as fuck

if i want to have 124964389458 kids thats my own damn prerogative 

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Since y’all always wanna talk about not romanticizing shit, how about we stop romanticizing pain and discomfort?

Stop telling people they will only ever be successful if they take risks and leave their comfort zone.

Stop telling people that choosing...