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Depends on what toddler!
Human toddler? Toy!
Kitten? Toy!
~Rupert
Shi- 😐 uh Shoot.
Y'know how cats sometimes dump their kittens on the Nearest Approved Thing?
In unrelated news, how do you entertain a toddler for an evening?
Quickly.
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Did someone take a charger from the breakroom? It's an Iphone one and I'm saving money for a new car so I don't want to spend money on a new one.
~Alex
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Tbh, I didn't expect to be working this late. Alex went home so it's just me.
We heard about the, uh, problem that is happening recently and are working to fix it. I think I almost have it as well.
~Rupert
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Finally got a new project. Upgrade the Hunters. ~How Fun!~
~ Alex
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Ms. Dominika Wilk wanted us to help with a project, yet brought in an outside man to do it. Whatever happened to them?
~Rupert
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Boring day....
~Alex
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Thank
~ Alex
Are there bunks in Abstergo? It's thundering and I don't wanna drive home.
~Alex
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Are there bunks in Abstergo? It's thundering and I don't wanna drive home.
~Alex
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Thanks to everyone who welcomed me! I'm really happy to finally get a promotion, especially so soon. And I would love to meet Aliyah. Maybe I can bring Taser kid?
~ Alexander
Updates
Hey guys, it's been a WILD summer! I went under investigation during July and HR was deciding weither or not to stop this account. Something about 'sh1tposting' and 'not being professional'. Plus the idiots who hacked all the accounts.
I've decided to promote someone to take over Igor's spot AND make Travis full time! So, everyone, meet Alexander. They've been working here for 3 years so I thought it's was time for them to get a pay raise. They'll be helping me with this account and help me lead!
~ Rupert, Head of Engineering
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Updates
Hey guys, it's been a WILD summer! I went under investigation during July and HR was deciding weither or not to stop this account. Something about 'sh1tposting' and 'not being professional'. Plus the idiots who hacked all the accounts.
I've decided to promote someone to take over Igor's spot AND make Travis full time! So, everyone, meet Alexander. They've been working here for 3 years so I thought it's was time for them to get a pay raise. They'll be helping me with this account and help me lead!
~ Rupert, Head of Engineering
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It’s across from where I am, just please don’t go in.
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Please don’t go into the Bathhouse.
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Please don’t go into the Bathhouse.
~?
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So, turns out we have a mole! Fun. Now I have to deal with this since Igor is out. Again.
~ Rupert
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Good job! You’ve got another virus! Please stop going onto OF. We’ve blocked it already.
~Igor
So turns out that otso berg onlyfans I found was totally another assassin scam. This is the third time I've fallen for that this week
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Note to everyone connected to the Engineering server:
- Do NOT mess with this thing. Chikara (the server) runs our entire department.
- Chikara may or may not have the soul of a Japanese empress in it. It is not confirmed so please assume it does and treat it accordingly.
- If something related to Engineering pops up, do not click on it. It screws our current project over.
- If it goes down, I’m doing some work on it or the public servers have been exorcised.
~ Igor
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It’ll be done within five to fifteen minutes as it is just me in here and our current one online server can’t handle it. Prepare to go offline.
~Igor

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