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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily
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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar
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Five asexuals are playing cards.
One starts to explain the rules:
I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.
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Bonus Post: The McMansionization of the White House, or: Regional Car Dealership Rococo, a treatise
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So I was taking a photo of my friend Aaron at the beach today when this happened.
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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something
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"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"
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I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like
"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"
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