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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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god she is always serving cunt.

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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this stupid little beaver bitch

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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when I am in my own environment I am so calm and friendly and normal, and when I am outside of that environment I am like a cat at the vet

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who can relate

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Saitama

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its been months since i heard anyone talk about mastodon

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It's so weird talking to actual theologians bc they're always like "Wow youre incredibly well informed and good at presenting this information." And I have to stand there like an idiot and say "I learned it by trying to make good Tumblr posts."