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[leanderballerprewett]

I am not an OC I am a CANON CHARACTER and I am played CANONICALLY. Anyone who says otherwise Nurse Lee Lee will be giving them a fist colonoscopy

Open wide it's time for your PAIN MEDICINE xox

On ROR, we're big fans of Original Characters. We're simps, actually.

[leanderballerprewett]

>:(

has anyone ever seen rick astley and leander prewett in the same room?

[leanderballerprewett]

there’s this weird fifth-year who always smells like mallowsweet and disappears all the time. what do you think of them?

Don't like that they hang out with Sebastian Sallow probably smoking the wacko backo to numb the shame of being seen in public with FAILURE Sebastian "Useless" Sallow

Can't keep a plant alive let alone a sister. Terrible Summoner's Court player xox

[leanderballerprewett]

i like you more than andrew 😔❤️

Thank you I am much better than Andrew "Stoner" Larson man looks like someone put a normal bloke into a hydraulic press looks like a gummy bear got painted in man colours very ugly xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Heard you didn't make the Quidditch team. What happened, champ?

Did you see guy in Olympics who had dick too big got stuck on pole

That was me. Dick too big got chaffing

Got offered porn contract with hot supermodel. Turned it down not enough money. She was worried dick too big skewer her like a corndog xox

[leanderballerprewett]

@ask-scribner looking for someone to check my books out. Don't mind oldies. Getting pretty desperate xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Is it true you like to have an eat of your breakfast with no shirt on?

I have a special bib for breakfast. No need for shirt. Bib says "Hogwarts' Greatest Shag"

Stole it from Garreth. Hoes mad xox

[leanderballerprewett]

I'm Team Green in house of the dragon my hero is Aemond Targaryen I do not believe women should rule things xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Happy 4th of July >:)

I Get Around Anniversary happy Get Around day xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Someone's been hiding under your dorm bed for 9 months, care to guess who it is

Amorphous blob of cheese toastie from a year ago my beloved xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Bruh did you know duncan hobhouse has a fursona

Be so FR what do you think he is

Mentally ill xox

[leanderballerprewett]

what are you doing this summer leander?

Catch me on the Summoner's Court eating ice cream and slaying pussy. School's out but my balls are in xox

[leanderballerprewett]

Thinking about changing this blog into a confessions blog going to call it "Ballerfessions" people just send things they confess about this fandom to me I provide unbiased feedback unless it hurts my feelings

If it hurts my feelings I will provide biased feedback xox

[leanderballerprewett]

I like this post it is very good

My next 50 is for you xox

if @leanderballerprewett has no stans i’m dead

[leanderballerprewett]

Stop slipping into my DMs to say this account is satire this account is not satire it's real

You are intimidated because I am the GOAT and you are three balls short of a Summoner's Court game xox

[leanderballerprewett]

best and worst foods?

Ass xox

[leanderballerprewett]

what’s ur current political stance on-*Static noises*?

DAAAAAAAAAAD THE TVS STOPPED WORKING AGAIN

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

XOX