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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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learn-and-accept · 16 hours
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Sometimes a family is a werewolf, his niece, his adopted daughter, his girlfriend, his girlfriend's griffin, his girlfriend's daughter, his girlfriend's daughter's friend who just moved in one day (who is the ex of his niece), the kid his girlfriend's daughter (and his adopted daughter, and his girlfriend's daughter's friend) killed once, that kid's mom, the demon who lives inside the kid's mom, the resident ghost, the resident ghost's ghost rat, the werewolf's girlfriend's daughter's girlfriend (but only through a magic portal door), his adopted daughter's no-longer-evil sister, said sister's fifteen cats, two kidnapped adopted butter jellies, an invisible dog, and a frog.
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learn-and-accept · 16 hours
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the bad kids are found family in the fact that they found each other and then accidentally became literal family
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learn-and-accept · 18 hours
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when fantasy high said "you are worthy of love no matter what you do in this world" and when it said "you are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition" and when it said "if you choose to care, then the universe cares" and when it said "expectation without love, what's that?" and when it said "here's to getting it right on the next try" and when it said "it's nice to have a person who understands, even if we're not the same" and when it said "work is an act of love" and when it said "it's gorgug, keep going" and when it said "i don't know what i will be, but i like the direction i'm going" and when it said "you don't have to be the same forever" and when it said "i think that the only answer is that you have to keep looking for love" and when it said "it's not about deserving" and when it said "i just wanted to hold their hand when they couldn't see" and when it said "you're easy to love and anyone who couldn't figure it out was a real bozo" and when it said
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learn-and-accept · 18 hours
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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson
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learn-and-accept · 22 hours
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perfectly equivalent opposite energies
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learn-and-accept · 1 day
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ok i’m curious
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As a lesbian, it is my Goddess-given right to be weirdly obsessed with fairies
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Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw
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learn-and-accept · 1 day
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I got this ad on Tumblr and uhhhhh
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That's a fucking seagull
I have to assume this is a mistake and they actually meant to use the dove of peace rather than the seabird of petty theft, but it's not an inapt symbol for the type of Christian-ish doctrine that represents God as a jumped-up Santa Claus
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learn-and-accept · 3 days
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It was a long weird summer.
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learn-and-accept · 3 days
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'high school is a hard time and figuring out who you wanna be is one of the biggest, most important jobs there is and you defied everyone's expectations and told the world who you were gonna be' is a quote i will think about for the rest of my life actually
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learn-and-accept · 3 days
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the nerve of brennan to say this while cosplaying as the virgin mary adhfdhksj
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we all remember Kristen’s familiar, right?
[ID: a recreation of a Steven Universe comic panel by Haus of Decline. In this version, kristen applebees has a tiny winnie the pooh in a baby chest carrier and is supporting her weight in one hand while the other holds her staff of doubt beside them. They both have a worried expression as Kristen says "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, winnie", who disappointedly replies with "damn". /end ID]
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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