RIP, "The Man of the Hole." We never knew your date of birth or name.
And after what we did to you, we didn't deserve to.
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Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife
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guy on the bus is literally yelling into his phone and just said "bro I gotta be careful with this $735 money order" like a cartoon character about to get robbed
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Fandom "person" trying to decode new information about reality: Erm. Okay. So... What I'm getting here is that Chairman Mao was basically like the Griffin McElroy of the communist party
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one moment that really stood out to me in monkey man was when dev patel’s character was training and he took off his shirt and the hijras watching him started hooting and hollering and it was very…it meant very much to me that this film showed them openly showing attraction and desire, without their attraction and desire being portrayed as creepy or predatory or completely written off as a joke. it was just fun and joyful.
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People in real life: Hey man how's it going
I truly believe one of the most important things you can teach a person in school is how to analyze literature and art and movies so you know how to look at a work of art and place it both in its time and ours. To empathize with the artists behind it as they were and not as we are now. To recognize the ways in which humanity has grown or the connective tissue between us and the past. But mostly so I never have to see someone call a movie or its dialogue “cliche” or “stereotypical” when the cliche to which they’re referring was either quite literally invented or at least popularized by the movie they just watched.
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finally someone has understood the assignment in hollywood PLEASE PLEASE
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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My favorite kind of “I was cancelled” celebrity tour is when it’s part of the press tour for their newest Netflix comedy special for which they were paid millions of dollars
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row
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