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I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Meirl

Barbie Princess and the Pauper was like:

But all 7 year old me saw was:

And that’s why I’m a lesbian

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the h in homosexual stands for hat because all homosexual people deserve a free hat

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i wanna talk about this shot

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ANybOdy WaNT a FABfitFUN BoX???

(This is an actual link tho)

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“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! You thought you could sneak up on me, but thanks to my new DummyThiccinator, the clap of your buttcheeks has alerted me to your presence! And once it recharges, I shall use it on the entire Tri-State Area! No longer will I be momentarily startled by people walking suddenly behind me at the mall or the supermarket! AH HA HA HA HA HA!”

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If this isn’t a goddamn mood idk what is

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

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We go to SILVER DINER after OPENING NIGHT you PLEBS

we are all rowdy theatre kids in god’s denny’s when you really think about it

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happy Thursday the 20th

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A surefire way for mothers to get their sons to tuck in their shirts, 1940s style (via Kitsch-Slapped)

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some man online: “arya’s a mary sue. rey’s a mary sue. i simply don’t believe a young girl could be that skilled.”

what they expect me to say: “well, no, actually, canon supports it, because if you look back as far as season three, she’s been training for–”

what i’m actually gonna say: “good. good. about fucking time. in the next movie i hope rey blows up a dreadnought with finger lightning that she learned earlier that day. i hope she rips palpatine’s spine out with her bare hands while everybody claps”

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We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.

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Let PoC enjoy cliched, self-indulgent media featuring people who look like them

A cheesy het romance is boring to you? That’s great as a white person you’ve seen it 1000x with white people

PoC haven’t. We need happy, cute stuff too. Not just stories about our struggles