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I'm going to crochet a giant celestial whale that glows in the dark. No one's gonna stop me. That whale will be mine.

It might be two metaphorical birds down with one metaphorical stone too, cause I might have to take back drawing and try to score commissions to afford all that goddamn cotton thread I've been using.

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

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Crochet snails, the most adult and NSFW content you'll see today. Tumblr hello please I do crochet tiny dicks as well but those aren't featured here

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@bdifh-main of you course you may (although two are missing cause I gave them away, a giant one and a baby one)

Here is mini dark spiky battle snail

Pink snail that I actually have a use for

Zoom on the pink sheep

Giant snail, hand for size

Flowery giant snail, I haven't completely finished it yet but we're almost there

Baby snail that I often tie to my ugly ass denim jacket

Bonus clay queer snail that I sculpted on impulse one day as I was getting bored of making gnomes.

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I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

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So was I supposed to find out long ago that periods caused heart palpitations or was any health professional going to tell me instead of letting me fret over it ?

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That's it it's 50% drafted already I'm writing that mafia-ghost-psychics Kimchay fic and it has a plot, and Kinnporsche and Vegaspete and Macau plays a role and I'll be doing something interesting with the mom business. I need this written badly enough to coerce my brain into actual activity.

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

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'I asked chat GPT-'

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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"I could try and draw again", she said, grabbing yet another huge ball of wool from the huge pile of balls of wool to her right, starting to crochet yet another giant snail plush that she has no room for

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Getting actual pictures done by a professional makes me reconsider my judgment on characters who got gigantic pictures of themselves hanging on the wall. Sometimes you gotta remind yourself that this bombshell will be taking no shit.

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5 more script meetings for Happy Ending in May!

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