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Once I get back from my vacation I might honestly move Leechaos back to @chaosorigins as an au cause I don’t think I have quite enough muse for this au to justify it being its own blog

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I really need to come back on here oop

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Do you like scientists? Do you like strange creatures? Do you like perhaps deranged funky oozes? Well I introduce to you this leech. Chaos the Leech to be precise! A being who desires nothing more than to spread their namesake and maybe experiment on others on the side. Who knows, they might be a funky experiment themselves? // This is a Sonic AU for my Chaos Agent, who you can find @chaosorigins​

                                        Written By Jackalope. 24. Any Pronouns.                            LIKES AND REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED !

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Do you like scientists? Do you like strange creatures? Do you like perhaps deranged funky oozes? Well I introduce to you this leech. Chaos the Leech to be precise! A being who desires nothing more than to spread their namesake and maybe experiment on others on the side. Who knows, they might be a funky experiment themselves? // This is a Sonic AU for my Chaos Agent, who you can find @chaosorigins​

                                        Written By Jackalope. 24. Any Pronouns.                            LIKES AND REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED !

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Chaos is watching the discussion and feast of insects and the like // PROCEEDS TO LIGHTLY PUSH THE JAR OF EARTH LEECHES BEHIND BACK (THEY DON’T WANT ANYONE EATING THEIR LITTLE COLLECTION).

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Send Chaos asks cowards

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“&– - 1v1 me in Fortnite- you win I don’t take your organs. I win I get to put them in neat little jars. ”

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@the27percent​​​​​ liked THIS for a ONELINER STARTER

“&– - Personally never understood the whole ‘but a speck in the eyes of the universe’. THINK ABOUT IT- a speck can be the most noticeable thing if it completely throws off the appearance of the whole. Not enough to call the piece RUINED, but enough to always draw the eye. ”

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Debating between grey surveillance footage or crappy but colored surveillance footage but anyways them

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@son1cb00m​​​​ liked THIS for a ONELINER STARTER

“&– - I’ve come with ALL my favorite tools !! ”

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@imyang​​​ liked THIS for a ONELINER STARTER

“&– - Tell me, what am I contributing to this little... ENDEAVOUR? ”

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Chaos plays fortnite

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As I’m drinking my gfuel-milk sludge I think I’ll be able to get stuff done. This is a warning

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^ Is the type to only eat Halloween candy because it looks like blood, organs, fingers, teeth, etc.

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Chaos has no anti cause their morals are about as much a straight line as they themselves are

[leechaos]

Do you like scientists? Do you like strange creatures? Do you like perhaps deranged funky oozes? Well I introduce to you this leech. Chaos the Leech to be precise! A being who desires nothing more than to spread their namesake and maybe experiment on others on the side. Who knows, they might be a funky experiment themselves? // This is a Sonic AU for my Chaos Agent, who you can find @chaosorigins​

                                        Written By Jackalope. 24. Any Pronouns.                            LIKES AND REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED !

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DISENCHANTMENT SENTENCE STARTERS. taken from episode 01,   ‘  a princess, an elf, & a demon walk into a bar.  ’   feel free to change pronouns or alter dialogue as needed to suit your muses !

“hope you got your beauty sleep.”

“ugh, she did it again.”

“please! let me go on a crusade! anything’s safer than guarding that princess!”

“*burps loudly*”

“you’ve had your fun. now it’s time to get married.”

“you wanna switch places?”

“i’m actually hoping for death. thanks, though!”

“aw, quit judgin’ me, dad!”

“did you make sure to add extra frosting?”

“on my wedding day i also had butterflies in stomach.”

“i just wanted to have a last bit of fun before the best day of my life.”

“great. i have to wear this crazy veil AND pretend i’m a virgin?”

“i thought that i’d get married for true love, or because i was wasted.”

“lots of reasons to get married! i got married for a goat.”

“how do i look? spiffy, right?”

“i had the dogs lick me clean twice.”

“you never do that for me.”

“i just feel like my life is ending. i can’t even smile.”

“ever wish you could live in a place where people are really, truly happy?”

“i’m kinda not always happy.”

“yeah, singing while you work isn’t happiness. it’s mental illness.”

“i’m sick of being happy all the time!”

“just once, i wish i could go where people are miserable.”

“what is going on with this gift?”

“you are hereby cursed, FROM THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF THE UNDERWORLD!”

“a weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me!”

“first up? not a ghost. ghosts are losers that got murdered.”

“you are stuck with me for all eternity.”

“it’s like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses.”

“your whining really turns me on.”

“there’s more where that came from.”

“[name] doesn’t take his pants off for nothing.”

“it all started when i first laid eyes on your mother— i mean hands!”

“i’m already cursed enough! i don’t need some demon making my life worse!”

“so just take a deep breath, and— AH!”

“and that, my friend, is how one returns a gift.”

“if you don’t calm down, this is gonna be a long forever.”

“you can’t just kill every guy that kisses me!”

“i’ve never said this before, but i can’t go all the way.”

“take one step further, you’re on your own.”

“[name], you’ll die out there.

“i’d rather die a big death than live a small life.”

“wow. for the first time in my life, i feel completely calm and— AHHHHHH!”

“so you’ll do my bidding?”

“i’m a princess. i can’t do my own bidding.”

“you know that little voice in your head telling you do to the right thing? i’m the guy yelling over it. yeah, i’m the guy who makes you feel good about doing bad things.”

“so you’re like a terrible friend?”

“i never said i was your friend.”

“shame you’re a princess and too dainty to do anything about it.”

“i think you’ll be very pleased with the revised cake, your highness.”

“and it says, ‘get bent, dad’.”

“now we’re meeting new people!”

“well, i like war. but i wouldn’t say i love it.”

“i’m glad you can’t see this.”

“i do have sex with your father.”

“it was difficult for me, with the tentacles.”

“YOU’RE RUINING OUR LIVES!”

“i’m not exactly comfortable in a church.”

“that’s communion wine.”

“times when you really shouldn’t, are exactly when you really should.”

“drinking wine with a demon. not exactly the wedding day i wished for.”

“i’m supposed to be surrounded by people i like. i don’t even have a real mother.”

“i was raised by a pack of drinking buddies. and i came out perfect.”

“nobody knows anything for certain, but if i talk with confidence, you dolts will believe anything i say!”

“i’m just kicking back with my new cat.”

“i’m not here to answer cat questions.”

“now get up and make your dad proud, you drunk.”

“i think i’m still alive! no, wait. nevermind.”

“stab that guy.”

“don’t be sad. she would have left him for me, anyway.”

“the demon is performing exquisitely.”

“it was sweet of you to wreck my wedding.”

“well, it took all day. but i finally got my winnings.”

“no one can survive that many tumbles.”

“i’ve never had a nightmare. is this one?”

“i won’t even dignify that with an upward glance.”

“i want to be in charge of my own destiny.”

“i would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind, and replace them with new ones.”

“hey, he’s making fun of my dreams! that’s what friends do!”

“you can sleep down by my feet. i call it the friend zone.”

“what’s this weird feeling i don’t wanna drink away?”

“hope is for dopes.”

“i wish you guys would help.”

“well, now we know something we didn’t know yesterday!”

“i might as well give up and accept that i’ll never be anything more than a wealthy queen of a fabulous, faraway kingdom. it’s my destiny.”

“you are beautiful, and your skin is so soft, and your hair smells like butterscotch.”

“pardon my language, but destiny is BOLOGNE!”

“your destiny is not foretold. it’s what you make of it.”

“i’ve loved you since the moment you killed my brother.”