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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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Glimmerstream witnesses the Horrors (meant to be a shitpost but I took it too far, as always)

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comm for anon, they/them for all characters

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being a hat for mama

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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why are people so obsessed with everything being an app? I keep seeing so many things people just asking for whatever to have an app and it's just like. or you could just use the fucking website. websites do exist. you can use them. it doesn't need to be an app.

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Oregon Zoo continues to delight

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Abridged media flops nowadays because all they can think to do is say shit and fuck...they can never come close to topping this

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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MILDRED?????