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If the Hargreeves children had their own podcasts...

Vanya: LGBT+ Allison: BLACK LIVES MATTER Klaus: Cults (How to start one) Luther: Daddy Issues Diego: My pocket knife collection Ben: Ghost Stories Five: My Strange Addiction (mannequins) 

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They deserved a scene with ABBA music in the background.

Listen, listen. That Swedish Trio DESERVED BETTER. I know they’re a minor subplot in the giant time scattered trash fire that is season 2, but man how they have my heart. I just cannot get over how they said all of 10 words or less all season but I was immensely taken into they’re story line. They’re a badass group of brother assassins on this job and they have no idea what kind of mess they’re getting into and the only one left standing is left with PTSD and watching them go through this mini war like storyline absolutely WRECKED ME. I don’t even care about the main plot. Bring back the Swedish brother trio. I love them and I miss them and they deserve all the care in the world and that is THAT.

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Lila: Look, I don't want you knocking around here feeling all unemployed and lost with yourself.

Diego: Well, fuck me. Most wives would beg their other halves to get out of this game, but not you.

Lila: That's because I know you, darling.

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Luther: Look who's talking about being human, the most in-human person on Earth.

Klaus: Oh, giving up your title so soon?

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Is the shipname of Lila and Diego Lego? 

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THE LAST KINGDOM (2015 - )

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I want to be a part of Uhtred’s group so bad. Adopted in, married in, or just along for the ride I don’t care I just want to be in it.

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I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you guys. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you guys didn't exist, but I can't. You're my family. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.

Luther Hargreeves as a wrestler

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Uhtred when his love interest lives more than one season:

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Barbra Streisand

Who is this? Wrong answers only

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Good distraction frees us from emotional pain. Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.

Klaus Hargreeves as a guru

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and they never age.

women in realistic historical tv shows/movies being cleanly shaven and wearing make up will always be a pet peeve of mine

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Ben: It is one night bodyguarding your very best friend in the whole wide world.

Klaus: How hard could it be? I'm not your friend.

Ben: Oh. Oh, really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?

Klaus: Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. That's what I thought.

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The Cartoons: Hey! Witch Doctor! Give us the magic words.

Witch doctor: All right, You go ooo ooo ooo ahah ting tang

Walla walla, bang bang!

The Cartoons: All right!

Jaskier: Not all right! Toss a coin to your Witcher. O’ Valley of Plenty. O’ Valley of Plenty.

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Imagine the most powerful woman in the world. Do you see her? She is stunning.