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me as a surgeon
me: hey
fellow surgeon: what
me: takes out patients heart
me: will u be my valentine
me: lol
fellow surgeon: please put that back
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Tailgate has been found locked inside a vault for six million years.
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is he okay??
Tailgate has been found locked inside a vault for six million years.
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they threw me to the sharkticons before I'd even warmed up
Do you think Ambulon’s creators, back when Ambulon was a tiny baby bean, called him their “precious little legume”?
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Nautica, just so we're clear, the eye socket is not an approved storage unit for brain modules
If I die at the New Year’s Drunkfest, keep Nautica away from my brain module.
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you a intellectual: energon is the life giving blood of primus
me: Primus Juice™
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waiting on your desk, folded and tied up with a gold ribbon, is a huge, fluffy blanket the colour of rubies. the attached gift tag reads: “for Ambulon - something to keep you warm that matches your badge”, written in neat, squarish handwriting
Ambulon reads the tag yet again, not out of suspicion but more so because of a pleasant feeling of surprise.
He confirms that yes, the blanket is as soft as it looks when he smooths a hand over the surface. The blanket is bright red, the color of medics and the Autobots-- two roles which he had fought long and hard for some begrudging acceptance.
Although maybe, over time that acceptance had morphed into something much less begrudging than he thought.
“Thank you,” Ambulon murmurs to a seemingly empty room; there’s no indication that the gift giver is still lingering. It makes him feel a little foolish, honestly.
The feeling quickly dissipates when he carefully wraps the blanket around his shoulders. It’s warm.
#ambulon speaks#((sort of speaks))#((hey it's basically me writing fanfiction))#((thanks whoever asked this))#Anonymous
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this leg is already broken
@leg-of-action is a leg that just wont quit
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0/10 the corpses keep asking me to diagnose their mystery growths
it’s really hard to take a nap in the morgue these days
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oh I'm feeling something alright....
you a intellectual: energon is the life giving blood of primus
me: Primus Juice™
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*looks down at glass of energon and slowly puts it down*
you a intellectual: energon is the life giving blood of primus
me: Primus Juice™
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thank you, Max. I like to think that I'm taking this all in stride
@leg-of-action is a leg that just wont quit
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it’s really hard to take a nap in the morgue these days
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...I, ah, admittedly had to look for help through Google
and don't even get me started on how hard it is to get Earth craft materials shipped to the middle of nowhere
i’m gonna be a Cat for Hallowe’en
*pulls out a black Magic Marker* somebody get me a mirror
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*holding up pipe cleaner cat ear headband*
I think you were looking for this?
i’m gonna be a Cat for Hallowe’en
*pulls out a black Magic Marker* somebody get me a mirror
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well well I never thought I'd see the day that Pharma would have children-- a human one no less
I've been meaning to come check up on you and Max at least, but there's just been demand after demand...
I'm sorry it took so long, First Aid. I've missed seeing you around too
Ambulon! my emergency is — i need a hug -[doyourequirefirstaid]
@doyourequirefirstaid
yes that would be an emergency, wouldn’t it?
can’t have my amica suffering the pangs of isolation. come here
*reaches out to First Aid*
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