#doyourequirefirstaid

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@doyourequirefirstaid replied...

"Trade offer. You receive: an excellent luxury oven from Caminus. I receive: chill hangout hours with your Heralds."

( ELABORATE ON HOURS REQUESTED AND AMOUNT OF HERALDS REQUIRED. )

The scales are wobbling. It is a thing of equal measures, one for one in the weight of value and worth. No trade is inequal. In the moment it is made, at least.

It likes the idea of a nice oven. It only uses the best, after all. And it really sees the Heralds as nearly worthless most of the time. But there's a history of want here, a value given by the other side of the barter, and such must be accounted for.

[cliff-and-the-kid]

Well, overhearing this has Sierra feeling a little more anxious than usual, even if @doyourequirefirstaid meant to be reassuring with the initial statement.

If someone is capable of eating her, she'd kind of like to know.

"How, um. How do you tell the difference between the 'most' and 'not-most', then? If you don't mind me asking..."

[helicrazy]

@doyourequirefirstaid

Vortex finds himself in a certain mood that involves visiting his favorite medic where he works. He gives no comm line or message for a heads-up of his arrival, he wants it to be a surprise even if the mech is in the middle of something, including patching up someone.

He strolls into the room where First Aid is and leans against the wall with an arm. His rotors twitched while placing a servo on his hip, and displayed one of his 'he's definitely intruding' smiles.

"Hi, sweetie~"

[pharmanic]

@doyourequirefirstaid replied: “Pharma.” His voice is plaintive. “Pharma, I need you to crush me like a tin can.”

".....it wasn't exactly on my to-do list, but it could be arranged."

[autobotmedic]

@doyourequirefirstaid (x)

"Then I should be legally and ethically allowed to punch them."

[prevailinghatred]

@doyourequirefirstaid replied to your post.

“For a lot of us, the War is over.”

And now there's one talking to him. Apparently neutral, as if they had no idea who he was. Megatron can't help but blink at them, disbelieving that he's found himself in such a curious situation. And... what's this about the war being over?

"In what Universe is the war ever over?" he rasped, lip curling upward as he looked upon the Autobot insignia emblazoned on their chest.

"For that matter — you would speak to me as if I didn't do unspeakable, unforgivable things to you, and yours? You would speak to ME of all people about neutrality? Can you not see what a terrific waste of breath that is."

[transformiing]

@doyourequirefirstaid

“My orders still stand. Anything beyond a little shoving or wrestling is prohibited.

“…And I was under the impression medical professionals would be more against roughhousing than the average mech.”

[trustme-imamedic]

@doyourequirefirstaid replied

Hides behind the nearest furniture. “Look out, he’s armed and clingy!”

"You!! Where's the leg?? He is getting in on this too!"

[photobombingcryptid]

Don't mind him chomping on that digit.

Affectionately.

[teluminferus]

@doyourequirefirstaid replied to your post “Why frag Tarn, Terminus, Ghostspire or Trepan when...”:

:3

​See! Someone gets it!

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@doyourequirefirstaid chided...

“You are SO mean to him. And for WHAT.”

( BECAUSE HE IS PART OF A PUNISHMENT GRANTED TO ALL UNICRON, PASSED ABOUT AS SOON AS ABLE )

Shakeshakeshake.

[venatorventus]

“Scourge, right? You’re bleeding…” -doyourequirefirstaid

{ @doyourequirefirstaid }

"It wouldn't be the first time," he manages with a wry smile. Though he cradles his arm a bit stiffly, he is still upright- it'll take more than a little combat to knock him out of commission.

"I'm not exactly made for hand to hand, but if you think I look bad, you should see the other mech."

[a-life-revised]

{ @doyourequirefirstaid } Wryly. "All things considered, I don't think he had the chance."

[helicrazy]

Would you let First Aid fuck you?

"I'd let him cut me open and play with my insides while he frags me.

Then I'd thank him."

@doyourequirefirstaid

[pharmanic]

@doyourequirefirstaid replied: “You should have asked us for help. Or even just me, if it had been too uncomfortable to talk about it with Ambulon. That’s all. You should have asked, we would have done anything to help you. At the very least, you wouldn’t have had to bear it alone.”

"I didn't want Ambulon to panic. And I had hoped— at least at first— that a different solution would arise. Delphi was such a small, isolated clinic. I didn't want you guys to have to worry. To have to..." He trails off.

"I never meant for either of you to get hurt." It's whispered, but it's there.

[alacritysparked]

@doyourequirefirstaid mentioned you on a post ““Remember, all frames are deserving of attraction...”:

@alacritysparked ALREADY DIALING

​STOP BEING A NARC