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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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Legend on the front, Hyrule on the back

Yes

You get it

They'd be such a good team for that

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Hyrule and Legend tag teaming you

They're so smug as they wreck you

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Brat tamer four :)

He dosen’t need to be bigger than you to put you in your place. He's strong and he's creative with punishments.

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Heyo! can i request reader with cold hands giving legend or hyrule (your choice) a hand job? thank you bestie 🙏 you cook up some good food fr fr

Um, abso-fucking-lutely? I chose Hyrule for this one ;) also I'm sorry this took forever.

Icy pleasure

Pairing: Hyrule x reader

Summary: Your boy needs some love, but your hands are cold. Hyrule really dosen’t mind.

Kinks/ warnings: praise, temp play, whiney Hyrule

Other: If I missed anything, please let me know.

"You're always so sweet to me. Let me take care of you, Rulie," you smile as you tug his sleeve towards yourself.

You sit on the bed happily, legs folded in a butterfly style.

Hyrule lets you bring him to the edge of the bed, ears tinging pink. "You don't have to."

"I want to," you assure with a soft smile. "Come up here."

You pat your lap with your free hand, watching the way his face dusts pink at the motion.

"Okay," he manages to say.

"There you go, handsome boy. Are you going to sing for me?" You ask, settling both hands on his hips.

Hyrule climbs carefully into your lap, knees on either side of your hips. His hands settle on your shoulders as his ears perk up a little.

His weight settles into you with the trust that you're there and will catch him.

He shudders a little at how cold your hands are even through the fabric of his pants. "Yes."

The word is an exhale of desire, something half desperate in his voice.

He's always so sweet like this. Shy and willing to give in to your plans because he trusts you to make him feel good, too.

Your smile sharpens as you lean forwards to press a kiss to his lips, chaste and sweet as a contrast to the anticipation in your blood.

When you pull back, Hyrule almost chases your lips, his hands tightening on your shoulders momentarily.

You laugh a little when he wobbles, "Careful, sweetheart."

He swallows hard as you steady him.

He can't ignore the weight of your hands on his hips, cool and familiar.

"How do you feel about letting me jerk you off, pretty boy?"

Hyrule makes a strangled sound before he nods. "Please."

You smile, pressing a kiss to his nose, "Absolutely, sweetheart.

You snake your hand into his pants easily, running a finger up his length before taking it into your grip.

Hyrule squeaks a little, cheeks darkening as he swallows hard. He looks precious.

"Good?" You smile.

"So good," he breathes out, face flushing as he takes in the sensations.

Your hands are cold, they often are, but it almost burns in the best way as you grip his length just so.

You pull his cock out of his pants before you take him back in hand and press a kiss to his neck that has him gasping.

"There you go, sweetheart. You deserve to relax," you say sweetly.

"I- oh!" Hyrule manages as you start working your hand up and down.

His hips twitch a little, breath shaking as he tries to stay quiet. The feeling of your cold hand is euphoric as he trembles in your lap.

Hyrule groans lowly, letting his head fall against your neck. His hands cling to your shoulders.

You laugh a little, "It feels good then? You like when I jerk you off with my cold hand?"

"Oh my- yes!" Hyrule gasps when you squeeze his tip on a pass over it.

"Yeah? You do? Would you want them somewhere else later?" You ask with a laugh.

Hyrule makes a pleading keen, hips jerking a little at the idea. "I- yes! Yes please - shit!"

You smile as you stroke his length quickly. Perhaps later you can take your time but you only have a few minutes before you have to go down for dinner.

"We'll have to try that later," you say evenly.

Hyrule gasps and keeps as you work him over, hips jerking in short half mindless movements. His forehead rests in your neck as shuddering pants mix with his sounds.

He gives a call of your name that's almost a whimper.

"Yeah, baby? I'm right here. Are you close?" You ask.

Hyrule chokes on a moan, nodding quickly. His hips twitch more frequently now as he chases the icy pleasure your hand provides.

"You're such a good boy for me," you coo as you start twisting your wrist on every upward stroke.

Every stroke of your cold hand feels like burning pleasure that has Hyrule calling out desperately. His hips jerk as he breathes raggedly.

"That's it, you sound so pretty, Link. Let go for me," you coax as you pet your non busy hand through his curls.

"Please. Please - ah - Please I'm so close!" Hyrule manages before he falls into a sweet whine.

You hum once, tightening your grip just a little as you keep your pace fast and efficient. You twist your wrist at his tip.

"Let go for me, you're always so pretty when you cum. Let go," you say evenly.

Hyrule cums with a stuttering of his hips, fingers digging into your shoulders as he gives a shaking keen. He burrows his face into your neck, panting into the skin.

You stroke him through his orgasm, petting his hair gently. "Good job, sweetheart. You did so good for me."

Hyrule shakes as he sags against you, catching his breath and letting out a shuddery whimper as you withdraw your hand.

"Easy," you soothe, "we need to go down for dinner soon."

He whines at the idea of moving. "Not yet."

"Okay, not yet. We can be a little late," you agree as you pet through his hair. "We'll clean up in a bit, hm?"

"Okay."

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When you said dark Hozier my first thought was Talk by Hozier with how intimate the song is and I thought it'd be fitting for dark link who doesn't have much experience but possibly has a lot of love in him for the reader

Oh my god YES you're absolutely on the money

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If he like praise I'm big feeding into that. He doesn't know what he's doing?? Neither do I but he's doing great.

Also AGREED I WANNA SEE HIM IN THAT ARMOR HOLY HELL (big "can I see 🥺" person here, I admit it 😔)

-Cappy

I think if you praised him, he'd love it and also short circuit. He has so many issues, but please tell him that you want him and he's good. He's definitely a fan of praise.

He'd definitely tease you but who is he to say no? He'd show off the armor just to get a reaction.

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Oh hey, speaking of Dark Link btw, do you have any ideas for the knight dink au?? /nf (you don't have to share if you don't wanna)

-Cappy

Oh boy, do I have ideas for that one. The series itself is on the back burner because Dink is being a brat, but I am still working on it. I just have to establish dominance over the wip /j

Knight Dink has his own corner in my mind good lord the things I'd let this man do.

First of all that man (at least in this au) hasn't had sex before. Reader is his first and he honestly is terrified he'll hurt them somehow? For him to let reader this close and to want to have sex with them means he's down so bad. He dosen’t know if being made of darkness can cause pain? So a sweet, Awkward first time where he cums early.

I also think there's a bit of a knight kink going on right there. Excuse me sir, get back here in that armor /lh. But really he looks so good in that dark armor.

I think some dom/sub dynamic exploration would be cool. But I think sub! Dink is amazing. He's a switch in my heart though.

Also, training leads to sex right in the gardens because he's shameless.

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Yay!! :D

-Cappy :3

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omg should I have an anon name?? I see others have one.

Can I be Cappy 🥺

lmk if not

Absolutely!

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well, he doesn't have to be all on his lonesome lmao (I'm being silly don't mind me lol)

Fair enough honestly

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those are some good ideas!! That last one does sound a lil awkward tho. Man......

I saw Dark Link and I love Dark Link omg he's such a silly little guy but also like, he's hot. Would have tbh.

It would definitely be awkward but that's what twenty questions is for.

Dark Link is one of my favorites. I thought I'd left him behind, but alas, I have not. He's back, and he's oddly horny? But only in a dark hoizer way if that makes sense?

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I keep saying I will but I then put it off. Sigh. I have the masterlist for the AU open on a tab.

What kind of ideas do you have for it?? Like, side ideas /clar

Makes sense, I wish you good reading when you do read it.

I think an au for written in the stars where the chain is yandere about reader would be interesting. Not my favorite trope but I can Absolutely see how the boys could become yandere like that.

I also would like to explore some of the intimate scense for the series. Sex is not the end all be all of relationships but I think it can show a lot of feeling or lack thereof. I have a half planned scene for Legend with this.

Also I'll be honest I have a few thoughts on Dark Link and Dark reader (Onyx) and their dynamics I'd like to explore more through sex. Their dynamic is so interesting to me.

I have a few 'oh no we got separated during a blizzard/ rainstorm and now we have to stay warm' ideas I may not use but wouldn't be against sharing later.

I also think I could use sex to show the slow gain of trust? Especially after some of the events coming up.

Also, I have a few pre! Written in the stars ideas I want to explore on this blog. (More limited since some of the boys were under age during the reader's lifetime with them). Time, Twi, Sky, Legend, Hyrule, and Wars, though? I have some thoughts. Awkward first times, first ruts, learning about each other. You know?

Also poor reader. They remember sex with a few the boys before they remember the boys' favorite colors. That's gotta be awkward.

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I need to read it GRRRR I KEEP PUTTING IT OFF

I am very interested tho I love seeing what you have :3

Thank you!

There's no rush written in the stars isn't going anywhere. It's one of my favorite stories.

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If you wrote any written in the stars forever on loop smut I'd read it 100%

don't feel forced to write anything if you can't tho, it's okay

I definitely have some ideas and half planned works for it. I'm happy to share if you guys are interested.

There's a blink and you miss it reference to a wet dream in one of the chapters (it says something about phantom touches lingering) . I definitely have some ideas for what that dream was lol.

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I'm not in a place where I can actually write rn but i have a few fun written in the stars au ideas:

The boys all want you to mark them up to prove it's real. They need the reminder for later that you're here and this is real. Nails down their back? Please. Hickeys and bite marks? Yes. Bruises if it gets rough? Fuck yes.

Some of them are open to sharing you (mostly because it's just other versions of themselves) and they will tag team to utterly wreck you. They get creative with it too :)

LOTS of body worship

If you're into rougher sex the first one who's willing to give that to you (because they're all just terrified to hurt and / or lose you again) is probably Wild.

Cockwarming sky through the night because you want to feel close only to wake up and have him take his time bringing you over the edge over and over

These men adore you and are going to shower you with praise even if they degrade you (only if you want of course)

I will say any rut/ heat leads to the boy in question being more set on breeding you than before. Realistic or not, their instincts scream that if they breed you right they'll never lose you again.

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I know I've been talking about mean! Dom! Hyrule but reat assured that man is a switch and makes the prettiest sounds when you Dom his ass.