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who knew the perfect man was only $2.99
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m'lady… pardon me if I am being too forward… but can I possibly interest you in…
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yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine
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Actually I’ve been drawing a lot of nintendees lately too, so here’s some avatars of those >3>
I also just bought myself a jp copy of Smash Bros 3DS finally, so various fanart of that will be happening once I have more time to actually play it! >;0
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i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”
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this cover is ridiculously rough and i look a mess, but i just felt like filming one.
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Some drawings I did
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“Where’s the weirdest place you’ve masturbated?”
“In the back of the library with liquid foundation.”
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“What genre of milk is it?”
“All genres, dude.”
“Oh.”
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So I pretty much just spent the whole weekend watching the talking milkshake anime.
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Does the rain make my butt look fat?
(via overheard-at-school)
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That’s why I go to church early. To get the fresh Jesus.
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“Only boys have orgies.”
“EVERYONE has orgies.”
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