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locking eyes with the spirit rummaging through the fridge at 3 am and waiting your turn because you know how it is

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Salem Saberhagen, everyone.

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And the award for most relatable Harry Potter quote goes to:

“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.

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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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Sounds pretty minor to me?

legerdeman:

So just don’t stab anything. Trophy sword, purely for display. There’s an easy solution here.

but then you still have the problem of the harbinger of the apocalypse trying to kill you and/or start the apocalypse. it’s kind of a big problem. 

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So just don't stab anything. Trophy sword, purely for display. There's an easy solution here.

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Okay, but how cool WAS the sword? I feel like that factors in pretty heavily.

…it was a really cool sword. glowing green, called the “soul shredder,” pretty freaking badass. 

unfortunately, it also curses anything it stabs (even the ground), summons the harbinger of the apocalypse, and has a few other very major downsides, sooo. not exactly worth it. 

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Even then I feel like your family patriarch becoming a zombie to attack you is a pretty god reason to set him on fire. Admissible in court, I think.

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I came out at my father's funeral because he couldn't reanimate to strangle me.

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Okay, but how cool WAS the sword? I feel like that factors in pretty heavily.

legerdeman replied to your post “psa: if you’re gonna steal a sword make sure it’s NOT cursed. having a…”

This seems oddly specific.

it’s just good advice.

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me: why do i feel terrible body: coffee is not a meal body: eat a vegetable body: sleep me: guess we’ll never know body: oh my god

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Date a boy who believes you are perfect with or without makeup.

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happy national coming out day.

shout out to us who came out to people who are close to them with fear in their hearts.

shout out to the ones who got screamed at and cried.

shout out to the ones met with blank stares and tensions rising.

shout out to the ones whose family blocked them and requested for no more contact.

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shout out to the ones whose parents already knew.

shout out to the ones met with a hug and love.

shout out to the confident ones.

shout out to the ones who got asked questions and everyone accepted them.

we are all valid. it can be a scary thing, or not, and coming out is an important moment to all of us. no matter what happened today, if you even came out at all or not, you are LGBT+. be proud. i love you all. 💖

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Who wants to bash me over the head with a blunt object and render me unconscious for several hours?

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Two blades which sharpen one another #inktober

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We had three bleeding heart bushes in the house i grew up in.

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