legisaskerator
legisaskerator
Moist Forest
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I’m Blue (da ba dee)/28/she IF YOU'RE HERE CAUSE YOURE HORNY, GO TO MY FANSLY (@Blue-Haze)enter these after the URL cause idk how to hyperlink on mobile: /about-me /tags💖💜💙
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legisaskerator · 10 hours ago
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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
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legisaskerator · 10 hours ago
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legisaskerator · 10 hours ago
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A lot of people in the world are simply not being excellent to each other and I do not know how I am meant to party on, dude, in these conditions
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legisaskerator · 1 day ago
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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer
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legisaskerator · 1 day ago
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ok this is sick as fuck
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legisaskerator · 2 days ago
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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
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legisaskerator · 2 days ago
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horf shenanigans for @elodieunderglass
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this is frying me so bad
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legisaskerator · 2 days ago
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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.
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legisaskerator · 2 days ago
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that EDS problem when you strain a little too hard on the toilet and pop a rib out of place
oops
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legisaskerator · 2 days ago
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until i read the third tag i was hearing the most wise shit in the universe. then it just became the most insightful driving advice finally put to words, still a net gain
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legisaskerator · 2 days ago
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🌈rice🌈
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legisaskerator · 2 days ago
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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