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what you learn from hobbies:
consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine
making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential
activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them
wow everything is so expensive
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A lot of people in the world are simply not being excellent to each other and I do not know how I am meant to party on, dude, in these conditions
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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer
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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt
#ripped black skinny jeans#a tiny little black crop top with some kinda buckle on it#spiked collar#SO many kandi bracelets
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
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its funny when events that probably couldve been traumatic dont bother you so you'll end up casually dropping stuff like "so after that time i almost got lost at sea as a kid-" and theyll be like WHAT and youre like. oh yeah dont worry its just part of my lore. its honestly not even a top five interesting backstory moment. focus please.
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that EDS problem when you strain a little too hard on the toilet and pop a rib out of place
oops
#and even with it out of place I've been doing vocal training and breath exercises like a fool#if that won't put it in idk what else will
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until i read the third tag i was hearing the most wise shit in the universe. then it just became the most insightful driving advice finally put to words, still a net gain
#very smart good stuff#my dads a truck driver and taught me all this#it's so important to keep space#always avoid clumps!! groups of cars are a pileup that you don't want to be in the middle of#he had an acronym AGKLM- all good kids like milk#Aim high in steering- look as far up the road as you ca#Get the big picture- know what's going on not just in front but around#Keep your eyes moving- don't just stare at a fixed point. Look at your mirrors frequently#Leave yourself an out- try to keep enough space to always be able to steer away. Avoud clumps and tight quarters#Make sure they see you- be predictable be slow use your fucking turn signal and give people time to notice it and respond accordingly.#I never took drivers Ed and honestly this is Al I needed
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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