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The dom heels

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

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i forget who made the post but "if you would transition in a heartbeat in a more accepting society then you are in fact trans" really helps me when i need it

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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Why must I alone suffer the indignation, cruelty, and humiliation of losing a land war to my printer?

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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

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(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

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i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

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Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

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picrew tag game! 🖤🔪💋 picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/257476

I did two bc the hair options were so so so cute and I couldn’t resist loll. also if there is a lollipop option you can assume I’m going to use it bc I’m a candy addict 🍭

tagging @vilecemetery @rottingangel9 @eloisesecret @preposterousray @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast @shubhadeep385 @urlocalbone @mossterious @butterflypython @voidze @goddessdiary @heavensentfawn @noisette-tornade

and anyone else who wants to join

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together