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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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I’M DOING MY PART - DO YOU?

Vote now @need-him-pregnant-poll so we can all HAVE PREGNANT FORD PINES pls I’m BEGGING YOU 😭💗🩷

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fort-da

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You know you've reached a new low when the dude working the register on the midnight shift at the 7-11 is warning you that the pizza you're about to buy is "pretty old and not fresh" and your exhausted ass can only respond, "I really don't care right now."

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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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I'm honestly embarrassed by the amount of effort I'm putting into this. But in my opinion, we're down to the ultimate battle, and I gotta pull out the big guns. (Kinda like ford here)

A lot of young fords ramblings were inspired by stuff people said in discord. I paraphrased a lot of it from @curiouscatastrophe

So far, Ford has been in the dark as to who the Father would be. He's going to confront bill in the next one.

Cipher says: VOTE FORD - YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

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I'm just going to say that my city Showed the Fuck Up today and I couldn't be prouder.

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HEY GUYS

Who wants to help ruin Trump's birthday?

Yup you heard that right. On June 14, Trump is planning on having a pretty big military parade to be all like "I'm such a powerful king" and in response there's going to be HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of protests against his regime telling him to sit his ass back down.

The link below has more information and a map of currently planned protests. There's options in every single state. Even if you can't go, share this information, and consider reaching out to organizers of local protests to see if they need any logistical help. Chances are, they'll appreciate it.

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liberals will be like the optics of this protest are awful and it's dudes on motorcycles waving Mexican flags in front of burning cars. the optics are pretty sick

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."

"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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I am hopeful that those of you who know me will vouch for my credibility in the days to come. I stand this morning with a difficult message... ANDOR | 2.09

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"i used to bring qui-gon here as a boy"

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Finally getting around to watching Andor Season 2.

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they went off with this