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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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a gil-galad bredlik poem i wrote while sitting in an unbearable work mtg

My name is Gil And wen i see A guy who wants To hang wit me I do not trust The lord of gifts I think he bring Apocalypse

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sometimes i get questions about why i set Prayers in 1977 and not present day and while there are plenty of good answers for it, one of them is that if I did set it in the 2020s Celegorm’s electoral strategy would involve less “shill my oldest brother’s erotic appeal by making him balance topless on an elephant holding up a torch” spectacle and instead involve the mass manufacture and distribution of these:

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Never underestimate how emotionally attached you can get to a good pair of boots. A good pair of boots will start feeling like your wife after a while. If you're really normal about it

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you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results

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Beleg Cuthalion

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And so, in the hot springs of Himring, began a diplomatic meeting of Maedhros and Fingon. And it is said they were sitting zero feet apart, for the friendship between them was great.

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For @maedhrosmaglorweek day 5: artists

Maglor is still alive in the 21st century and he's. still. singing. the. fucking. Noldolante.

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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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Forth Eorliingas!

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What a beautiful thing to feel this young again.

Maedhros closes his eyes as a wave of warmth rises through their shared bond. Doubts wash away, leaving him marvelling at the sensation. To see his memories, hear his thoughts, feel his emotions.

It casts the world in kaleidoscopic perspective. Gods, how he missed him. Missed this.

How effortlessly Fingon tears down his defences – the walls Maedhros built so carefully to shield his mind and cage his shadows. But to whom, if not Fingon, could he lay bare his scarred heart?

No constraints. No illusions. Just them. Just this, once again.

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[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

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