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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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goes back to medieval times
oldschool runescape music is actually playing everywhere i go
me: i knew it
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im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes
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i love this thing i wish i was hopelessly defending it w a bolt action or sent to die in it or just selling moss out of it
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Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?
Alyssa : Yes
Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea
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Max Wolf Valerio, Matthew Rice and David Harrison (left to right both photos) standing in front of a picture of them all marching in the first ever FTM pride contingent in San Francisco Pride 1994 (July 2023)
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I think parents should teach their toddlers the phrase “my will has been thwarted” for when they’re feeling frustrated by not getting what they want. I don’t think this would reduce the incidence of temper tantrums, but I do think it would make them more entertaining.
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one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.
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a couple of years ago it was like a switch flipped and I discovered that I could change myself on purpose and it was so liberating
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