if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes
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Mom *for the 12th time* : don't forget the thing.
Me: i know i'm not an idiot, you don't need to say it so much
Also me : *forgets the thing*
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Why the fuck did nobody tell me septembre is over ????????
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Next time that i say somethin isn't a big deal and i can just do it later, i want someone to shoot me in the head.
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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I have a thing on Thursday, can it be Friday?
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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My 13yo brother just called me a secondary character to insult me.
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watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards
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When the ending sucked, but fan artists and fic writers got your back
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please god stop reblogging this
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2017 better be nice to my mom
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This is the only ASMR video that should exist
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Dude have you ever heard him talk? He might be
my follow count is currently at the year harry styles was born i feel blessed by god himself
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I don't know which are the bigger bags, the ones under my eyes or the ones in my emotional baggage.
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