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Can I have it? I'll just switch it up so it fits Their Eyes Were Watching God. 

I found an essay I did on Lord of the Flies that I did in sophomore year and damn, I’m still wondering how I got a B plus on it, because I literally bullshitted the whole thing. It doesn’t make any sense, Christ.

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You're rubbing off on me. What have you done to me? Ha.

Wow, what a rebel. You’re slowly catching on, huh?

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I haven't even checked to see what homework I have, ugh. Sundays are not fundays. 

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You're talking to me because...?

And I care because…?

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I feel bad for not leaving a tip, but I literally held my breath for a good ten minutes.

Gross… Taxi drivers suck, but I never thought they were that bad.

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Took a taxi to grab some food downtown, and the driver kept....tooting. Eh, not the best time.

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What song? Ha, my cousin used to tell me I could be a video girl 'cause I've got the hair for it.

I have R. Kelly stuck in my head.

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Only a few more months. 

I dunno! I guess I just miss summer or something.

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And why's that?

I have an urge to go swimming, and I can’t.

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I've skipped once in my entire life....and it was this week with Tyson, ha-- I felt pretty damn daring. Well then, I'll be around to bail you out, I guess. Don't get into too much trouble, though.

Why yes, yes I am. You should try skipping some time, it’s much more fun than sitting in class. The pushovers are too easy though. I like a challenge here and there.

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Bad girl, you're such a rebel. You must be, 'cause if I tried that, my teachers would see right through me. Just don't piss off the stern ones. Pushovers are whatever, though-- do with them as you please. 

I’m not there for most classes anyways, we probably won’t have this problem very often. What can I say? I’m a smooth talker. Well, I can talk myself into it if the teacher pisses me off or whatever. But otherwise, I can smooth talk my way out of most things.

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Well, a girl can try. I might laugh at myself before I blush, though-- there's a difference. Hmm, what a coincidence; I like kissing you, too.

I highly doubt you’d be able to get me to blush about anything. Unless it’s something sexual, but even then you probably wouldn’t be able to say it without turning bright red yourself. I like kissing you.

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Oh boy, you're trying to kill me. I'm always up for a nice challenge. Well then, I might be a tad excited. Likewise, Tys.

Of course. I’d like to see you try, I highly doubt it’ll work. Yeah, I do, otherwise, I wouldn’t have said it. Good, I was hoping you’d feel the same way.

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Well, maybe I need to get you a muzzle 'cause you can't rot away in detention. How, though? I feel like you'd talk you way into it much faster than you can talk yourself out of it.

Hey, I didn’t say anything inappropriate or dirty. Just rude, I guess! Dorm arrest? Ha. I can talk my way out of most things, dorm arrest included.

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Is that so, huh? Hmm, maybe I'll try and make you blush, then. Ha, thank you, I think. I still think you do know what I'm saying. Y-You do? Well then, maybe I like your flirting and I want you to kiss me again. 

You should get used to it, ‘cause I’m going to be complimenting you a lot. Weird and awkward isn’t really bad. It suits you. Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. And maybe the reason I’m flirting with you so much isn’t because I like making you blush, but maybe it’s because I want to kiss you again.