leirom71000

[leirom71000]

Announcement about the Scammer:

I've come to make an announcement the Scammer is a b**cha** mother f**ker who stole my rtv figure,that's right she pulled out out a portal and grabbed it and said shut it narrator and i said wft is wrong with you. So I'm making a callout post on my tumblr blog. Scammer your deals suck . SO,just in case anyone can get it back so I can properly burn it /j

And since we're at it jussssssssssssssst in case.

So how do do like it Scammer, I put a wanted poster of you ,you idiot.

The ongoing RTV tour by: @rtv-puzzlevision-studios

[leirom71000]

The TV Dimension "The Scammer" POV

Well guess she had no other choice to follow the people to go to the TV dimension. ‘Is it me or am I in a saturated fever dream? 'Is what she thought when arriving in the TV dimension.When hearing the limbs crackle she let out a disgusted expression. She heard RTV start to complain, that's when she knew exactly what to do.

‘You know what we’re going to take a huge risk’

There was only one thing that she was good at that was negotiating. She hopes that during the time she tries to convince him someone is thinking of an escape plan or she is going to get out thanks to her negotiating skills.

‘Ok here goes nothing’

“Excuse me to interrupt you Mr.Puzzles, what if I told you I had something revolutionary,would you be interested in any chances traveling to unknown universes. Let me present to you my my gizmos or stars ”

She takes out of her pocket a BLUE star.

“I promise I’m not here to scam anyone, I do indeed know my ‘name’ may cause some suspicions. But it is just a direct translation of my family name ‘De La Escroquerie'.Actually my family were scammed by those filthy scammers but that's just an unimportant detail. ”

She places it flat in the void. A blue star shaped portal opens.

(Huh?Wh-)

(WAIT…Isn’t that my-) (…So that's why you sold me that star 25% off.)

‘Shut it narrator’

(YOU KNOW WHAT I’M DONE WITH YOU SCAMMER FIRST THE SHOOSES,THEN THE D20 DIE, NOW THIS.I SWEAR IF YOU DAMAGE IT… Actually I think I have an idea of what to do,I’m going to leak her plan. Obviously this is a scam like come on this isn’ t going to teleport somewhere you have never been . It’s just a pocket sized version of a normal portal that is starshaped that’s all.(After all I’m never going to give plot conveniences to a TV headed psychopath.) )

“As you can see the interdimensional portal has indeed worked .Huh it looks just like you,what are the odds?”

“Sadly I can’t sell you mine since you know,You have to be linked to it.And I forgot how to create them, but there are the instructions at my base on my computer,and the only possible way to go there at the moment is by my very own VESPA ,that is parked outside of your STUDIO.” (Huh she isn’t lying for once)

She takes out a contract with a pen. “Do we have a deal?”

“Cute.” “But that’s a NO.” Well at least she tried.

(HaHA woo ANYWAY , so today kids I’m going to teach you a slang that is cheh. That means well deserved bitch. So this is the appropriate moment to say:ho ho CHEH! )

He flicked her that sent her with the figure that she grabbed and put it who knows where. “Looks like the scammer is blasting off again!”

Eh at least he doesn’t know about her plan B.

“Oh, and for your INFORMATION: I can already reach other universes just fine MYSELF. Maybe remember that before placing portals in MY studio…”

God damn it he knows .

‘Oi narrator , why didn’t you tell me ’

(Well because I wanted you to fail) ‘…’ (Obviously I didn’t know,(just let me one second do a callout post on my Tumblr.com quickly.))

As even more chaos had started she thought that it was best at the moment to stay where she was to not be in the middle of the multiple conflicts after all she didn’t want to end in dust. ‘Oh and now your telling me that fucker can clone himself here’ Was it her or one of them was coming closer … OH SHIT! She directly went the other way knowing very well that it wasn't going towards her to have a chat, because of that she had no other choice but to go closer to the group and follow one of the two groups.

The group that she had joined had stumbled right into an old town with very bad graphic quality.’Ugh what is this low budget looking place’

“Agh! What are those hideous creatures?!” Said some white haired man .Then suddenly some guards appeared but the Scammer immediately surrendered.It’s not like she could do anything to defend herself .

Wow she didn’t expect that she would finally get arrested and go to prison.Especially in a place where she tried to make a deal.

She really couldn’t take it anymore due to the flash-banging colors and low graphics. She went near a wall to adapt and try to process what just happened.’Is this the payback of all the crimes that I have committed?’

She had her scammer senses and felt that there was another malicious sassy bitch nearby when Preminger reappeared. ‘There can only be one.’

Did he confirm about planning a wedding and having a problem with it? ‘I’m going to end this mans whole career’

“Perhaps we can make a deal then?” “A deal?” ‘Please say yes I need to restart my streak’

“We solve your little problem and you let us go”

“Well now why don’t we shake hands to complete the pact.” She extended the arm to strike the deal with him.

“Deal.”

‘Yes,yes take the bait you idiot.OI,don’t look at me like that . I should be pulling that face not you ’

She got out of the cell with the others and she couldn’t help herself be all smug about the stunt that she did to get them out. ‘And kids that’s why you need to learn the art of scamming as well as having a classy style when going out in public. ’

She saw the static portal and went directly to the static portal without even being cautious even if her ankle still hurts like a bitch.

When entering the next channel through the static portal she didn’t like at all the horror movie vibes that were present in the corridor, she was blonde,BLONDE, which means that she is going to be one of the first to die because of that stupid ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype. When the first loop happened she really didn't think that she was stuck in a loop but after the 4th and 5th time she was definitely sure that this was a loop. When seeing the child version of Mr Puzzles she couldn’t help but feel shivers down her spine and felt sick w,she isn’t really a fan of blood. When he was conscious, she couldn’t help but to complain.

‘Oh great, now we have to take care of a child. I'm sure that it’s going to help us to get out of here.’She said sarcastically.Wait maybe she could make a deal with him but it’s only a child but imagine the profit… Eh nah she doesn’t want to be launched away again,anyways she wouldn’t really understand him if she negotiated. It’s not like she lost her scamming streak because of him.

She now entered channel 999 with the others and had a feeling that there was going to have some sort of final boss fight. She clearly didn’t care what RTV was saying since he is the reason that her perfect scamming streak was broken. ‘Well since he is stating the word finale I suppose that it’s going to be a fight.So… What could I use? ‘. If only she had a lighter to burn his coat.Then she got an idea,she took out the figure THAT SHE STOLE and held it like a baseball bat and took out one of her stars to use like a ball trying to find an angle to hit his screen ‘Time to do my first home-run.’

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The Security Department "The Scammer" POV

In all honesty there were only 2 reasons that she wanted to go override the Lockdown:

1)There might be cool and badass weapons over there.

2)If she dies or gets injured it will be more badass if it’s caused by an AI cowboy than by Mr 12ft TV dude. In her ideology sometimes it’s gambling time!So why not do it now.

She was now heading with the others to the security department , as always she was inspecting the area for anything interesting.

She noticed the uncountable number of robots that were the hosts for western AI.

‘How did cube head have the budget to build multiple bots?Hummm interesting,interesting ’

She had a feeling that this was going to be chaos but not the type of chaos she loves.

As she was at the end of the hallway with Nicknack and Harley, they discovered that the Ai had blocked the doors to the next building and noticed that the bots followed them. “Damn AI already takes our jobs now it follows people and tries to murder them, great…”

“Try to find someone who can lift this.” Said Nicknack( @runrabitrunrunrun)

She made a quick nod and went away from the tension trying to find someone Who could help lift the door, even if she sometimes had a terrible sense of direction.She could have at least told her where to go.

As she was running for her life and being in the dark made her quite sceptical and paranoid.She had a feeling that someone was behind her. ‘Man I should have brought my gun.’

She took out one of her gizmos and she was going to throw it imitating a certain pink haired individual .

(Wait before she throws that star, let's spice up things by rolling a D20 dice. If I get ehh less than 10 then her action fails and if it’s 10 or above she succeeds. Let’s see, where is my D20 die…There it is ̣!Let me roll it quickly.)

(Wow she got a nat 20!Go on, she can do this!) She throws the star to the direction where she thinks that there is someone.

“Damn.” In reality no one was behind her. (Ugh are you kidding me right now!)

She had the chance to hear in time Lucians order to go in the control room making a sprint over there even if it was a bit painful because of her heels. ‘Oh please, now is not the time to fall.’

As she continued running she had an imbalance with one of her ankles making her feel a slight pain in that area. She had sprained her ankle. ‘Ah crap,yeah I really should have chosen the ankle boots that had a shorter heel ‘She said regrettingly but still determined to reach that door.

She passed through the broken door just in time and the metal door closed a few instances later. She jumped a bit when hearing the sound of the electrical crackle. ‘Oh man I can’t believe i got in just in time’ She didn’t really focus on the current situation but more on finding anything that could be to her benefit in the control room but then stopped when Lucian announced that the lockdown was over, letting out a sigh of relief.

Instead of maybe mildly concerned about Lucian's wound or being slightly interested about The director hacking the control panel to get information. She was way more focalised on her sprained ankle checking if it was okay and being dramatic about it.

She stopped being dramatic when Wr3n was mocking them and was shocked to see one of the participants garvely mutilating themselves ,realising that it was Wr3n doing thanks to him saying so.

‘I-I This is messed up…With all my weird things I was in my life,this- how can you terminate one of your own guests, I think I’m going to throw up.This is so messed up. I need to get out of here NOW ’ Even if she didn’t know the director(Micheal) she could only feel bad and horrified about his gruesome death, causing her to just stand there not even being able to say anything.

She quickly glanced at the screen when she heard a sound on the intercom and the screens turning on.

‘There is something that I really don’t understand. There are 9 billion of us on earth and this type of thing happens to one person,and who’s this person?It’s me. ’It’s the only thing she could only think about when learning that insisted that everyone had to go through the TV. She didn’t really like 4k head at the beginning of the tour , well she had every right to do so.

(Dear Scammer you were right about one thing: he really does have anger issues.)

Anyways it’s not like she could do anything to fight against it.She doesn’t have any weapons while there’s neonlight man over there that has multiple weapons on him.

She checked if she had at least one of her blue stars in her pocket. Even if it's the last thing she ever does, she will go down in honor.

“I think it’s finally time to propose a deal with him.”

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[leirom71000]

Happy 1st anniversary to the Puzzlevision movie

So to celebrate the occasion I made a figure cuz why not >:D/silly

Some closeup details >:)

[leirom71000]

Social media department"The Scammer" POV

When she learned that there were no more stairs to take even if she kind of felt targeted so she just let out a bombastic side eye and an eye roll, she still felt relieved.(She still doesn’t assume that her heels are the main reason of her constant unbalance,even if her own mentor and narrator warned her to not wear these types of shoes but as always she doesn’t listen to others. )

When arriving and learning .She couldn’t help but pay a bit more attention to her explanations.

When hearing about the certain incident in the employee group chat .It doesn’t matter that she wasn’t French, she was chaotic . Deep down in her heart she was the one.(platonic of course, her only true love:MONEY).

“What type of coding language do you use? and what type of server do you use?”

(Animsay can put her response here)

“Thank you very much for your answer, let’s say it was for a ‘friend’.I hope you have a nice day”(cough cough not at all the narrator)

She wasn’t really paying attention to what was going on and trying to find another place to place her stars until she heard a loud clang.She came closer to the current ruckus that was happening.

‘WHAT IS GOING ON!’

When seeing RTV on the floor .She had considered checking Mr.puzzles pockets, even a simple bottle of disinfectant would have been worth so much, or even putting one of her gizmos in one of his pockets but on how the situation was intense it better to be away from him and not worsen the current situation , she wouldn’t want to get shot because of doing something stupid.Until she saw a person with white and pink fluffy hair looting him( @purplehairball ). ’Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary’.

Oh well at least someone also had this genius idea.

She noticed some people were from the security and there was no way that she was going to defend the guy even though he looked quite familiar she wasn’t going to help someone that would give her any advantage.

‘Why am I here again?Please, I really hope that I could find a backup plan if tour goes in total shambles.Usually in these types of tours,I take some goods,make a deal with the owner ,scam them and flee while driving my vespa .Oh well at least there is juicy drama and gossip for later so I ain’t complaining.’

When learning that the place was now locked down she was actually surprised at how things escalated quickly.

‘Great and that thing on the screen is a homicidal AI great just great , it’s not like my possible future client is knocked down, ugh I should have came up to him when I had the chance and- wait AI?’

…

‘Ah.. So it can precisely detect a small toss, right?And it's responsible for the security system,right?’Thinking that all this time the cameras were checked by people.

…

“j'suis mort”

->choice:Manually override Lockdown

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[leirom71000]

RTV Tour: The film department "The Scammer" POV

When heading to the film department . She personally thinks that the puzzlevision movies are quite mid(she just watched Mario's Mysteries for 3 minutes and stopped, she had seen too much).

’Wooww I’m so glad to see behind the scenes’ she thought sarcastically while she was thinking of that as she was carefully walking down the stairs, this time. Well at least she tried…Because she tripped and fell on the last step that wasn't even a misconception.

”Fu-you know what, I don't have any energy to say that”she said as she stood up and swept the dust that was on her clothes.

‘At least there are no more stairs to take.’She realised that there were even more stairs to take.

The Scammer was too stunned to speak.

‘Are you kidding me ?’ she complained in her thoughts.

After trying not to stumble in the stairs again ( the stairs weren’t even defective talk about skill issues/silly) she saw a certain TV headed man menacing another TV headed person? well talk about anger issues.

She didn’t really pay attention to their conversation until … “Bonjour”

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

….

She is one of us ?!?!

Weirdly enough she was rather amused about Animsay rambling, she was a bit disappointed that she had to go.

As she entered the SMG3 castle she thought the interior decoration was not that bad, her favorite part being the ceiling that looked like a star filled sky.I t reminded her of her gizmos.

When she saw the entire SMG3 cast and- wait where is that blue gumball and the red mustached man ? she wondered, proving that she didn't listen to the explanations during the tour. ’Did something bad happen to them…?Humm Something odd.’

‘Eh it's none of my business so who cares.Wait did that ginger girl mention cameras as in film cameras?Maybe I could place one of my gadgets under one? Hoho this section is going to be interesting in fact’

She really wanted to go watch anime with Boopkings(her favorite anime being Great Pretender of course) but she couldn't because she has a reputation to uphold and much more important things to do. She takes a few stars out of her pockets and places them behind the stairs and other discreet places. She took a quick glance at RTV. It's not the right time yet.

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RTV Tour: The art department "The Scammer" POV

When she heard that it was time to head to the art department , she slowly followed the tour guide, always prying her eyes for something that could pique her interest.

As she took a few steps on the stairs , she didn't notice the crooked steps and slightly tripped.

“mer…credi”

As soon as they arrived at the art department she was already targeting what she could possibly “borrow” for her clients.(it’s necessary to the world-wide economy).

She pretended to be interested in RTV and Colores' explanations about the purpose of the department.In reality she didn’t care about these types of useless details .

Instead she was way more interested in how to get closer to a table with possible future goods while at the same time curiously looking at the multiple blueprints on the walls about the merchandise even if it looked like she was staring at the head of the art department.

One detail in their speech piqued her interest concerning the fan mail and the really devoted fans.

‘Oh my he actually has simps,how,HOW.’ As she thought in disgust.

When she was finally close enough from the table, she was about to grab some of the merch and tools that were on the table, as soon as she heard what RTV said about taking things that belonged to the studio and felt a pair of 'eyes' on her, she quickly put her arm behind her back just in time while still keeping a professional smile.

“Oops la boulette”

Just after he stopped staring at her she grabbed a small star in her pocket and tossed it swiftly on the table.

“It's a surprise tool that will help us later,”she whispered.

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RTV Tour Start: "The Scammer" POV

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Even though she was nearly 20 minutes late, “The Scammer”arrived calmly and slowly while having a smug smile as it was normal to arrive at this time.

She looked around her surroundings “So this is puzzlevision studio. Interesting… ”(imagine her having a french accent trust me😭)

She did some small research about the studio just to either sell goods or find anything for her benefit. It was basically the only reason she decided to join the tour.

Finally after waiting a little bit for the boss of the studio to arrive, clearly having no idea what he actually looked like ,she finally saw him. After taking a while pinpointing who he was,she didn't expect him to look like this but she still kept her composure.

“Oh punaise, I didn't expect that he would look like that”

After listening attentively and patiently to RTV’s welcome speech and rules just to not mess anything up that could affect her reputation she was standing there menacingly .

After waiting for the majority vote which for her felt like it took 3 days, she said

“So we are heading to the art department.

Now let's see how much profit I can make during this ho so nice tour… ”.

“And how many references from my home country I can place here and there!”

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[leirom71000]

Got inspired by @dakaakula and drew some dancing RTV :D

I might do one with Didney Puzzles too tomorrow yaya

Also if you insert yourself dancing with him or something remember to wear gloves (he hates germs) and to keep it platonic (tho he is a charmer if he wants to be) thank uuuu

[leirom71000]

THE SCAMMER is ready for the tour !

Who would have known a businesswoman from the multiverse would be interested in an open day.

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